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DEAD! (Finally)

Marinette held the sword close to her. She couldn't believe she was doing it. After 5 years of planning and preparing she was finally completing her mission. What mission? you may ask. The mission to kill Lie-la Rossi. That's right people. The lying snake that we have all come to hate is finally going to die.

Now I know you all are wondering the same thing. Why is sweet innocent Marinette about to murder someone?

Well what if I told you our sweet innocent Marinette was really a highly trained assassin hired to eliminate Lie-la.

The reason being is that so many readers want Lie-la dead and the author is running out of ideas for stories.

Anyway, marinette was sent by the league of assassins to dispose of the price of trash that is Lie-la. The mission ended up taking longer than expected because... 

It's for the plot and I can't think of a reason. Once she was done destroying the evidence she was to go back to her betrothed Damien Wayne (last she heard was living with his father) and finally retired from assassination.

Everything was in place. The class was in new York on a field trip. Marinette was able to smuggle her katana. Everyone had gone to bed 3 hours ago. Lie-la was sound asleep in the bed of her hotel room with alya in the bed next to her. Neither them noticed the dark shadow sneaking into the room. Neither of them noticed the glint of the metal sword being lifted into the air. Neither of them noticed the author sitting eating pop corn in the room enjoying the death of her least favourite character of all time. Neither of them noticed as marinette plunged the sword into lié-la's heart. Alya didn't notice the blood splatter all over her, and she definitely didn't notice the wisp of blue hair leaping out the window and disappearing into the night or the evil crackle of the author as she looked at the dead rat. (I know I'm sounding really evil in this one but screw me! Lie-la deserves death and no one can change my mind!)

The next morning a scream could be heard all through the hotel. Alya had just woken up to see her best friend dead in the bed next to her. Stuck to her forehead was a sticky note that said'use Google or you might be next'

No one could figure out who murrderd Lie-la. Especially since marinette had gone back to her hotel room on the other side of the hotel and had a cover story to prove her 'innocence'.

Once things had died (hehehe) down enough marinette disappeared/moved to Gotham to be with her betrothed and the class never saw her again. Everyone forgot about Lie-la and lived happily ever after.

The end

OK. Wow! I think I surprised my self with how dark that one got, but eh I kind of enjoyed letting my dark side out.

anyway... Lie-la died so yay, now here comes the question....

how do we destroy the evidence???