A Collection Of Other Adventures

Our Xenomorph Problem

A Collection Of Other Adventures

Our Xenomorph Problem

Date: May 5th, 2024

It was originally my intent to cover the conflict that is now ongoing in Kohnanix in a multi part story saga but plans have changed. That being said, it will be mentioned from time to time. As a result, I will provide an update about it in this chapter right here. So far, it has followed a lot of what happened during the Miitopian Civil War. Things are getting more and more dystopian in the furry world of Kohnanix. However, we still have the former kingdom of molters fully secured, our foes can't take it from our side. A provisional democratic government is fully established and plans have already begun to turn the region into various communes, same gist as in Mii World as a whole. I have been there fighting for a few different days so far since the conflict officially began last month. Many of us have died once or twice or more there but we just keeping ensuring death isn't permanent for any of us anyway through resurrection techniques. Because of that, our foes have suffered a lot more losses. That's not to say we haven't suffered ourselves. It's a grueling conflict but for some reason, Don Thousand doesn't seem interested in aiding our enemies in it despite the fact that he knows we are clearly fighting all of the now fascist governments. Literally, every national government on Kohnanix has fully transitioned to fascism through elections or coups now. According to information we have gathered, events are playing out concerning these fascist takeovers in many similar ways as to recent events in the world we share, dear readers. One nation even had a January 6th style event with no real punishment for those who participated. But there is one other piece of good news.

The beach nation of Solbeaton has been successfully liberated from its corporations and fascist government. Work is being done in it already. Same gist as in Mii World and all. However, there is something urgent that has come up. During the whole Rune-Midgarts situation at the end of 2022, there was a run in with a damn xenomorph from the Alien franchise. Well, we have a xenomorph problem. And where exactly do we have a xenomorph problem? Well, that's hard to say because the information that has been obtained about it is lacking in detail because the xenomorph problem is THAT bad. And guess who has to help investigate? Me. Because once again, most BRAINS members have their hands full and what's more is that that nonsense with that racist dirtbag named Spencer only happened a few hours ago. Dominic yawns after telling me and some others about our xenomorph problem. "What a nap causation. We don't know where it's going on and it's going to take some time to pinpoint it. I don't even know if the first method of seeing where communications aren't responding will help us locate the problem or not. In the meantime, I suggest everyone gets ready for the mission. There's some specialized stuff we're going to need." I nod: "You're right about that. Those damn xenomorphs are terrifying. They secrete a dangerous acid, can eat people, lay giant eggs, are massive, and can even go inside a person to grow before bursting through them, killing them as a result. What's worse is that some corporation or two wanted to use the xenomorphs for their own purposes. No surprise there.

In Alien Resurrection, things only get nuttier than in the first 3 films but in a way, I'd rather deal with that than deal with the Human Centipede stuff again. Dealing with that crap last year wasn't that hard but still, to see such cruelty and dehumanization.. It was bad. The wildest part of that 4th movie was when the main xenomorph gave birth to a human-xenomorph hybrid only for the hybrid to immediately kill that main xenomorph. And then, the resurrected Ripley if I'm not mistaken killed the hybrid herself in a pretty gruesome way. We have to be fully prepared. Those xenomorphs reproduce quickly. What's more is that one parent is required rather than two for the eggs. A full grown xenomorph queen can lay hundreds of eggs. That is very bad news for us especially because they seem to hatch pretty fast after being laid. Give it a few days and hundreds of those nightmares will be born." And so, with all of that said, we set out to get ready for anything. That included dumping an anti-parasitic liquid on ourselves and all of our gear. It was developed months ago for missions to very hostile environments as even with the war across the multiverse going on, there's a few missions every so often to various planets going on as well. The liquid dries as slowly as oil paint does but it also is very sticky and stays firmly coated on whatever it covers. That whole process took a while. Additionally, we had to grab anti-parasite medicines and the like including even spells.