A Collection Of Other Adventures

BlazeWarriorWolf's AnthrOhio 2023 Iron Author Submission

A Collection Of Other Adventures

BlazeWarriorWolf's AnthrOhio 2023 Iron Author Submission

Date: May 26th, 2023

"Why are in the world are we in this this hot pocket space ship? I also didn't expect to be merged with my fursona for no reason! Like, who's idea was this? Did the universe just decide to screw me over for absolutely no reason? Literally, where are we even going anyway? I think it's some sort of place for animals?! For real, why are you here too, Velocity?! Extremely ridiculous this moment of confusion be. Wherever we're going, I'm sure it's crazier than anything you have ever been through as an art teacher or built with Dappest in Minecraft!" "Blaze, I actually know where we're going. The Ohio Nature Education in The Far Flung Regions of space. I'm retired so I don't really get what's going on but here we are." I, Swiftdrawer have been merged with my fursona BlazeWarriorWolf and we're going to the Ohio Nature Education but in The Far Flung Regions Of Space! Me and Velocity! I just wanted to have a nice break from anything crazy for once but no, I literally woke up like this! Even Ovenzilla would be confused! This is not where you go from for adventure! How much did it take to force us into this?! A bunch of space goblins?! Oh well, we're arriving now apparently. Watch there be a flying alien squirrel, building sized snake, and a random disembodied opposum! I helped destroy a giant pointer finger last year! Anything can happen! Anything. I turn to Velocity: "This is what I get for seeing the finale of these strange apocalypses I have had to help deal with in my stories which are writings about my interdimensional adventures! I'm breaking the 4th wall! But at the same time, as far as I'm concerned, the 4th wall doesn't exist like we think it does!"

"Blaze, I had no idea you've been through things like that. It's very interesting." The hot pocket space ship crash lands onto an asteroid in The Far Flung Reaches Of Space. "We're here. We just traveled light years in minutes. I have no idea what's out there besides the Ohio Nature Education but in space for some reason!" "I'm not sure how I'm supposed to respond to that." "It's for the best we just go and see." Part of the hot pocket space ship bursts open, spewing out cheese and sauce, and allowing us to exit onto the asteroid. Together, we exit the ship and find ourselves in an environment that feels like a mix of the Intergalactic Space Zoo in the show Supernoobs until it was stampeded and destroyed AND the woods of Ohio! How Ohio can this situation get?! We remain silent for a little bit, just taking things in. The building sized snake, flying alien squirrel, and the random disembodied opossum are just a small part of the place. "Woah, this place is crazy." "It feels like we're in one of those sci fi movies." "My life is sci fi outside of it in our timeline. I'll explain that later. For now, I have to state something important. WHERE THE COOKIES ARE THE PEOPLE?!" That's when Ultimate Shaggy appears out of nowhere and smirks. "Man, like those people were no match against my power. I have to admit, it was pretty groovy to find out that this Ohio Nature Education were strong for people who were empowered by the joy they have felt because of furries like you two!" "Darn it, why are you here?!" "It gets boring sitting around waiting for the boss man to let me do something. Like why won't they give me anything to do? I can't even destroy one planet!" Velocity is speechless and I face palm before going completely white and crashing into the ground. I then get back up: "I'm okay.. But why does this falling thing keep happening to me? ..And now I have no words at all. What in the multiverse is going on?!" Ultimate Shaggy sees us as not worth even fighting at all. "I'm bored so I'm just going to use 1% of my power to destroy you and this whole place now." Ultimate Shaggy fires up a huge beam of energy to destroy everything with. However, something strange happens. A nearby world blows up and from it comes something.. It was hard to say what it was at the time but now, I know.

It was a creature somehow born from all of Alkali's tears throughout the years. This Alkali's tears monster captures Ultimate Shaggy and vanishes through one of those random time rifts that have been showing up and causing serious problems. "..This is my interdimensional adventures summed up but without the seriousness or the fighting. Definitely one of the weirdest situations I have been randomly thrust into. But at least we can enjoy this place now. After we do, I'm getting defused and sending us both back to where we're supposed to be. It's great to see you, Velocity but this is not how friends are supposed to meet up while as their actual fursonas." "All of that is a lot to take in. I'm getting older, this is a lot for me." "Best to just walk around and look through this place together. I'm so getting everyone Ultimate Shaggy killed resurrected. Welcome to my interdimensional life where things just keep happening. It's like reality was built to torture me sometimes." And that's exactly what we do. We enjoy this space version of the Ohio Nature Education's Earth location where they take care of the 40 or so animals they take care of. On Earth, it takes over 25k to feed their animals for a year. That's rookie numbers to us furries. We can raise that amount pretty easily. So yeah, this happened. Just another day in my life.

Outro: This was written for AnthrOhio 2023's edition of Iron Author. It was also written to be canon to my stories. So it is here as a chapter of A Collection Of Other Adventures. Thank you for reading. It's officially the 2nd shortest story chapter I have ever written and published. Yay!