Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Rainbow Stardust [SCRAPPED]

Incorrect Quotes with Satellite Gang

I have decided to make incorrect quotes because things have been kinda dark and I need some happy chaos in my life rn. Happy New Year, by the way :D

Blitz, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
Tank: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Blitz: I absolutely fucking do not.

Tank: Hey, Nervin you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Nervin: Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Tank: Yea, my grandma lives there.
Blitz: That is the worst response to that question.

Sylvia: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Tank: Dorito's cool ranch.
Sylvia:
Sylvia: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
Tank: I love that song.

Blitz, gently nudging Rally aside with their foot: Rally, move out of the way so I don't trip on you.
Rally, his eyes enormous: You kick Rally? You kick his body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Blitz! Jail for Blitz for one thousand years!

Sylvia: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

(me. I want this.)

Yusei: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Tank: Yusei, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Blitz?

(The fact that this is actually applicable because there is a literal clown in 5D's is amazing. I know Yusei's not the one who's afraid of clowns and Crow is, but I just think this was too funny to pass up.)

Nervin: Damn, the power went out.
Blitz: Don't worry, I got this.
Blitz: *stomps foot*
Nervin: What-?
Blitz: *Sketchers light up*

Yusei: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Sylvia: Not by the law!

Also, on a related note:

Yusei: Am I going to far?
Sylvia: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Tank: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Rally: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

(what? survival of the fittest)

Blitz: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

Yusei: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are you all doing at the bottom of the staircase?
Blitz: I accidentally fell down.
Nervin: TANK PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay HIS part of our rent!
Tank: Blitz bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than he did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money.
Rally: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Tank.

Nervin: I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Blitz: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?!
Nervin: Alright.
Tank: Hey, I-
Blitz: SHUT UP!
Tank: I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY SENTENCE!!
Nervin: It was bound to be stupid.

Nervin: Anyone d-
Yusei: Depressed?
Tank: Drained?
Blitz: Dumb?
Sylvia: Disliked?
Nervin: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

Yusei: How the hell are you still alive?
Sylvia: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.

Yusei: I think we can all agree I'm the ten amongst these threes.

Rally: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

*Blitz rushes by with an armful of water bottles*
Rally: What's going on?
Yusei: Blitz wouldn't drink water.
Rally: ...And?
Yusei: And I asked him how fast he could chug an entire bottle.
Blitz, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!

Sylvia: I think I need a hug...
Nervin: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Sylvia: You... you can let go now.
Nervin: No, I absolutely cannot.

Sylvia and Nervin have been getting kinda close lately and I like that :)

Sylvia, throwing a pokeball at Yusei: Yusei, I choose you!
Yusei, not looking up from his book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

Sylvia: I wish I was a dinosaur.
Yusei: Why? Cause they're big and scary?
Sylvia: Because they're dead.

Yusei: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Tank: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

Nervin: What is love?
Tank: An emotional minefield.
Sylvia: A neurochemical reaction.
Rally: Baby don't hurt me.

Nervin: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Sylvia: It was me...
Nervin: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Blitz: Is the pink panther a lion?
Sylvia: Say that again but slower.
Blitz: I don't get it.
Sylvia: He's a PANTHER.
Blitz: Is that a type of lion?
Sylvia: No, it's a fucking panther.
Blitz: *googles panther* They aren't pink?
Sylvia: AND LIONS ARE?!

Yusei: Rally... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Rally: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Yusei:
Yusei: I wrote sanitize, Rally.

guys rally can't read it's fine. i think.

Yusei: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Nervin & Sylvia:
Nervin: Was it Sylvia?

Tank: Yusei and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Sylvia: What did you do?
Tank: He chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Yusei: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

ok that's a little bit unhinged even for yusei but like. i think it'd be funny if he did that.

Blitz: You're giving me a sticker?
Sylvia: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"
Blitz: I'm not a preschooler.
Sylvia: Fine, I'll take it back-
Blitz: I earned this, back off!

Rally: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Blitz: You're too young to have enemies.
Rally: You don't even know.

Blitz: My expectations were low but holy fuck.

*In a group chat*
Tank: A pegan just flew into my window.
Sylvia: Pegan?
Blitz: A what?
Yusei: Ah yes, my favourite bird, Pegan.
Rally: I thought you said penguin for a second, LMAO!
Yusei: Just a normal day with flying penguins crashing into my window.
Rally: You have pigeons flying into your window? Can't relate, I have penguins flying into my window.
Tank: I literally just made a typo-

Yusei: So what are your political beliefs?
Sylvia, awkwardly trying to impress him: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.

Yusei: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

Yusei: Why is Sylvia crying on the floor?
Tank: She took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.
Yusei: And?
Tank: She got Blitz.

Okay that's all. Enjoy the Satellite gang being chaotic. I might do more incorrect quotes with more than just the Satellite gang, like the Signers and other side characters. Who knows. Only if you guys don't mind this. Or should I take this chapter down after a couple of days? Let me know in the comments please!