Demystifying Romance (Wilbur x Male reader)

Hello Asshole!

🎸 POV:

Today was just another boring day of school where nothing ever happened. My day just consisted of hanging out with my friends and some dumb classes that aren't important to me, day in day out.

As per usual I found myself outside of the building, where every boring day started, with a few of my best friends, talking about random things or a couple of them trying to set me up with someone and get me into a relationship with somebody that's not my type and if it isn't anything like that then it's just a random bit of information that's bound to become old quickly, as I stated prior nothing major happened.

"Yo Wilbur!"

"Yo Quackity, hey guys" I replied greeting Quackity and the others as I stood in between Sapnap and Jack.

The others greeted me back, as they filled me on the conversation they were having.

"Have you heard about the news or, more like a rumour than anything?" Jack asked.

"About what? I questioned, intrigued by whatever news it was that I was about to receive.

"There's this new person joining our school today" Jack replied with a little excitement in his voice.

"Really, is that it?" I asked bluntly, it didn't really sound as exciting as he made it seem.

"Yeah" Quackity chimed in "you finally have another shot at the relationship game."

I gave a deadpanned look to Quackity, sighing under my breath as I knew where the conversation was going to go next.

"Seriously dude?" I asked not really caring about the topic anymore. "is this your way of saying you want to set me up with them?"

"Not exactly and we don't always try to set you up it's more of a suggestion than anything like that." Quackity shrugged.

"No, how many times, do I have to tell you? I'm not really interested in dating, all I need in life are you guys and music, I'll even marry music if I have to" I simply stated before rolling my eyes, I genuinely wasn't interested in dating after my last relationship, which I hate that they're not getting and would wish they'd stop bugging me about it.

"Dude just think about it, you can stop being so caught up about a relationship that never lasted, and you can finally enjoy things like you used to do." Sapnap quipped "live in the moment and start dating, and stop being so hung up on some random girl." He said rolling his eyes before letting out a soft chuckle.

I couldn't help but groan as I unintentionally snapped at them.

"No, and for your information, Sally wasn't just some random girl, she was practically the love of my life, she meant everything to me, and you guys need to understand that I don't want or need anyone to replace her, even though we're not together anymore, so quit bugging me with it!"

"whoa man, calm down, we were just trying to have a joke with you, we're not forcing or trying to force you to do something you don't wanna do, but we do wanna see you happy and not hung up on something or someone you can't get back." Sapnap sighed, as Quackity and Jack mumbled an apology.

"Look just forget about it, I'd rather not talk about the whole dating scene bullshit anymo-" I was stopped in my tracks as I felt someone bump into me, a strong scent of coffee hitting the back of my nose as it went all over me when I turned around, looking down in front of me to see a boy, around the same age as me wearing a red flannel shirt with a pair of ripped jeans and white converse on the floor, also covered in coffee, no doubt staining his white top in the process and instead of asking if he was alright or helping him up for that matter, I erupted in anger oncemore.