Demystifying Romance (Wilbur x Male reader)

Trust me, He's Cool

🍕 POV:

Wilbur and I looked at each other in pure anger and hatred after the whole incident with the coffee this morning.

We were all sat or stood there in silence for a few moments while Wilbur and I glared at each other before Wilbur decided to speak up or rather snap catching everyone off guard but me as I expected.

"What the fuck are you doing here!?"

I couldn't help but laugh before rolling my eyes as spoke up trying to remain as calm as possible despite having a raging fire in my eyes.

"George had asked me if I wanted to hang out with him and his friends and I agreed as I didn't have anything better to do, let alone other people to hang out with. How the fuck would I have known he was friends with a complete asshole like you?" I retorted.

Wilbur looked at me as he replied, "bit rich coming from a dumb motherfucker who's obviously too blind to watch where he's going!" I stood there rolling my eyes as if to say, "he really went there?" before muttering to myself "what an uptight asshole." I finally reached the breaking point.

Fuck the niceties.

"Dumb?" I asked scoffing, "at least I'm not the one who can't decipher something being intentional or an accident!" I snapped back.

Although some of the them had a vague idea of what was going on the others looked at each other puzzled full of confusion while Quackity and Sapnap looked at each other thinking "oh shit, this isn't good."

Wilbur glares at me still full of rage as he shouts "maybe if you wasn't such a blind, obnoxious c-" but before he could finish George cuts him off as he raised his voice, catching us both off guard.

"Hey, hey, hey! What the fuck's going on!?"

"For starters, I don't want that prick here!" Wilbur bluntly stated as he continued to glare at me, while I did the exact same thing back.

"Yeah well I'm not here for you, you absolute wanker, I'm here because of George!" I replied before George grabbed the bridge of his nose sighing "not what I asked so I'll ask again, what the fuck is going on!?"

"That obnoxious cunt thinks it's alright to spill his coffee all over me then show up acting like nothing happened and as I said not even a minute prior, I don't want him here!"

"That's not what you said while we were waiting for them to show up with him" Quackity chimed in.

"Yeah Q's right Will, you did say sure and that you didn't care" Niki added as the others nodded their heads in agreement.

"That's because I didn't know it was him at the time, if I knew it was him, my answer would've been different!" Wilbur groaned.

"You didn't ask" Schlatt stated shrugging.

"Yeah and as I stated while you were up your own ass, it was an accident and I'm here for George, but I clearly forgot, you're too stupid to understand simple things" I retorted, rolling my eyes.

"Right, that's enough!" George said out of frustration "Wilbur he's pretty chill and I'm sure you'll like him eventually and Y/N I can pretty much say the same thing about Wilbur."

"Doubt it." We both said in sync as George rolled his eyes "enough! Anyway moving on, let me introduce you to everyone Y/N."

George smiled, "So you've already met Wilbur, unfortunately not in a good way so far but I'm sure you'll get used to each other eventually" he let out a little chuckle.

I nodded, "heh, yeah as much as I doubt it, I'll take your word for it" I mumbled to myself as Wilbur rolled his eyes.

"The guy to the left of him with fox ears is Fundy, and the shortie wearing a blue beanie on the right is Quackity"

Everyone but Quackity laughed.

"Fuck you George, I'm not that short!" Q replied pouting with fake offence.

"you really are Q" Dream chimed in, as he and Sapnap high-fived before sitting down.

"Yeah yeah, whatever" Quackity said before laughing himself.

"Moving on, I'm Niki but I also go by Nihachu, it's nice to meet you Y/N" Niki said with a bright smile plastered on her face.

"It's really nice to meet you too Niki" I smiled matching her energy. "She's the nicest person you'll ever meet dude" Sapnap stated before adding "oh and she's also practically the mother of the group."

"It's true but anyway, the guy next to Quackity, who's drinking out of a flask is Schlatt, he's the alcoholic of the group, if you couldn't tell by the flask already" she giggled as he greeted me "yo" and I nodded my head in response.

Eventually this other guy came over to us, who I recognised from this morning, I'm pretty sure he recognised me too.

"oh hey, you're the new guy who spilt coffee all over Wilbur this morning right?" he asked "yeah?" I asked slightly confused "why?"

"Oh, nothing much, it's just that Wilbur was checking you out the moment you left this morning"

"What?" I replied as Wilbur gave him a death glare before speaking up, he was that quiet I forgot he was even here. "Fuck off Jack, I wasn't checking that jackass out!"

"Keep telling yourself that mate" Jack replied with a chuckle before I chimed in "Can you shut up already, it was better when you were silent, because I forgot you were even here!"

Wilbur stood up as he made his way towards me "Why you little-" but he was abruptly cut short by Niki telling him to hush before giving us both a glare "the pair of you quit it, you guys might hate each other but that's not to say we do, not to mention, I don't think anyone wants to listen to the pair of you going for each other's throats like little kids!" she snapped, her inner mother personality showing.

We both mumbled an apology as we both shut up, before Wilbur got up and left grumbling to himself as he told us not to follow him.

Niki sighed "I'll talk to him later" she said before Jack spoke up apologising for what happened, "sorry, I didn't mean to cause any arguments or anything" he said offering a hand as I told him not to worry about it "I'm Jack, nice to meet you, and you are?"

"Y/N" I replied with a smile shaking his hand "It's nice to meet you too."

"And last but not least, those two lovebirds are Skeppy and bad" Niki stated as she pointed over to the two.

"Bad?" I raised a brow as he and Skeppy waved "oh yeah, uh Bad's just short for Badboyhalo, though his real name's Darryl."

"Ah" I nodded "makes sense."

--Time Skip--

I got along with everyone in the group, and I had a feeling that I was gonna really like it here, I mean apart from that Wilbur guy.

🍕 = Y/N POV