Gross New Roommate

Part 4

It was a little after noon on a Saturday and the two boys thought it would be fun to hangout down at the mall. They approached Drew's newish SUV, Alex opened the door to the passenger's seat and got in. He looked over at Drew in the driver's seat.

"Nice ride you got... you don't care if I stink it up do you haha, I've gotta rip one so bad right now." Drew blushed and smiled.

"Nah dude, go for it." Alex bit his lip and blasted a massive raunchy fart into the seat cushion. Drew coughed on the smell and waved his hand.

"Fuck, you weren't kidding." They both laughed as Drew started the car and began to drive off out of the parking lot. Drew imagined that many people would hate living with Alex and all his nasty mannerisms, but he thought it was the hottest thing ever. He ripped super gross farts constantly and without shame, even in public. He also always smelled incredibly musky, Drew was convinced he didn't ever wash his underwear or socks.

The best part was, Alex had no problem with Drew's fetishes. Just last night, Drew was relaxing in the bathtub when Alex knocked on the door.

"Dude, I gotta take a piss, can I come in?" Drew called him in and he walked over to the toilet and pulled his pants and boxers down to his ankles. He ripped an enormous loud fart before spraying his piss. He looked over at Drew after he did and grinned.

"You like that, right dude? Here, I'll give ya something to jerk off to." He walked over to the bathtub and stuck his filthy ass towards Drew. He spread his cheeks and cut a series of deep sputtering farts that absolutely reeked. He pulled stuff like this all the time around him, and Drew couldn't believe how lucky he had gotten to find a roommate like him.

Back in the car, Alex ripped another super nasty wet fart.

"Fuuuck, that fucking reeks. Bet I gave you a boner with that one huh dude?" Drew playfully punched him on the shoulder as he breathed in the pungent smell of his gas. Alex chuckled as he took a big sip of a soda he had brought with him and then let out a massive belch. Drew laughed and shook his head.

"You're so nasty bro." Alex grinned.

"Shut up, you love it." He leaned over towards the door and cut a deep sloppy sounding fart.

"So dude, what we doin when we get there?" Drew coughed a bit at the disgusting stench being blasted towards him before answering.

"I dunno, I thought we'd get something to eat and then look around in the shops, I wanna get some new clothes. Then, maybe we could go to the movie theater or arcade or something." Alex nodded.

"Sounds good. Just know that these farts aren't stopping once we get in there. My pits are fucking super ripe today too. Guess it's gonna suck for any shoppers that come near me hahaha." Drew's dick got even harder hearing Alex talk like that.

"Wanna sniff em?" Drew looked over at Alex who raised his arm, his hairy sweaty pit peeking out of his shirt. Drew could clearly smell it from where he was, but he'd be lying if he said he didn't wanna shove his face right into it. He leaned over and took a big whiff of his rank armpit, his nose just slightly grazing it.

"Dare you to lick it bro." Drew's face flushed red, before he stuck his tongue out and ran it along his warm sweaty pit.

"Fuck yeah dude, and you say I'm the one that's nasty haha." They laughed as they pulled into the mall's parking lot. It was definitely packed today, all of the parking spots remotely near the entrance were taken. Drew drove down into the back and pulled into an empty space.

There was a group of guys right next to them that had just gotten out of their car. Alex and Drew exited the SUV and started walking towards the mall when one of the guys called out to them.

"Ever hear of deodorant, you fucking stink!" Alex turned around with a big smile on his face.

"Oh hey bro, you like my ripe pits? If you do, you'll love this." He squatted and ripped a huge booming fart that could be heard throughout the parking lot. Alex and Drew laughed while the group of guys scowled in disgust and went back into their car.

"Must of been something I said..."