Helluva Bodyguard! (Male Hellhound Reader X Helluva Boss)

C.H.E.R.U.BS

*This will be whispering*

*This will be actions*
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It was another slightly depressing Friday, only this time, Y/N woke up feeling like shit, somehow realizing that his day was already going to be fucked, so he went to Jason's a fair bit earlier than usual.

When he walked through the door, he received a rather strong and energetic hug. But even when he started walking over to Jason, the hug continued.

Y/N: "Anise. Please let go of me."

Anise: "You haven't returned it yet! So no."

Y/N wasn't really in the mood for hugging, so he just sat down and attempted to order a drink...but Anise was far more persistent than he'd thought.

Y/N: ".....Are you done?"

Anise: "Nope. I will stay here all day if I have to. You will treat me like a friend, and not a nuisance! I swear it!"

Y/N: "If you don't want to be treated like a nuisance...then don't be one-"

Sif: "Just....hug her back. Trust me, she really will do this all day. I know from experience."

Y/N sighs loud enough for the entire bar to hear him, and finally hugs Anise, forcing her to go back to her seat while Y/N lays his head of the counter as he waits for his drink.

Kara: "Wow. Bad day already?"

Y/N only grumbles in response.

Jason places their drink in front of them and sits back in a chair.

Jason: "That's all of my regulars..."

Y/N: "Shouldn't you be working? Clean a table or something?"

Jason: "Yeah, fuck you too, Kid. What about you? Goy enough money saved to stop living on my fucking roof?"

Y/N: "My boss will give me a call if we get a new client. Until then, I'm basically free to do what I want."

Jason: "EXCEPT get an apartment..?"

Y/N: ".....Well played."

The second Y/N drinks his shot, and small Imp with a deep voice walks up next to him and slaps a bit of money on the table.

???: "Next one on me, Shadow. for finally getting that asshole out of here."

Y/N: "Thanks, Ryder.."

Anise: "Woah...so people like, give you free drinks?!"

Y/N: "Got another asshole to leave. Everyone hated him, so I did something about it...Hey J, another shot?"

Jason sighs as he gets up and walks away to grab Y/N the entire bottle and slam it in front of his face.

Y/N: "Fuck. Didn't think you'd figure it out so fast."

Jason: "You do this once every damn week, Y/N. Wasn't that hard."

Jason fills Y/N's shot glass and waits in his seat with the bottle, watching.

Anise: "Do you like, know EVERYONE here on a first name basis?"

Y/N nods his head as he downs his shot, only for Jason to fill it back up the second it touches the counter.

Jason: "Just so you know, I'm still charging you for each of these."

Y/N: "Noted."

Anise: "So, you know that guy from before...uh, what was his name again?"

Y/N: "Depends of which guy's you're talking about. A lot of guys come here."