Helluva Bodyguard! (Male Hellhound Reader X Helluva Boss)

What I'm Capable Of.

Y/N groans, opening his eyes and feeling a weight across his body. He glances down to find Loona, her head on his chest and her tail swaying in her sleep.

Just seconds later, Loona also wakes up, releasing a sigh before hugging Y/N a bit tighter.

Y/N: "Hi. You good?"

Loona: "Tired..."

Y/N: "Aw....did last night break yo-"

Loona: "Shut....shut the fuck up..."

Loona puts a hand over Y/N's face, trying to exert as little energy as possible while also shutting him up...it didn't work, leading Y/N to just chuckle at her attempt.

Y/N: "....Want me to get you some coffee?"

Loona groans and nods her head, reluctantly letting Y/N go so he can get up. Y/N smiles and gently pets her head, which she quickly responds to by slapping his hand away.

Y/N: "Ow. Rude. I'm putting hot sauce in your coffee."

Loona: "...Please. Don't put that shit in my coffee...or I'll kick you in the dick..."

Y/N: "Aw....just had to crush my dreams."

Y/N hops to his feet and stretches, taking a deep breath to prepare himself before leaving Loona's room.

He yawns, making his way to the kitchen and finding Blitzø....singing?

Y/N: "....The fuck....?"

Y/N looks at Blitzø confused as he watches him bounce around the kitchen, singing while making pancakes. Despite this being a bit out of the ordinary, he decides to ignore it and continue on with his morning, walking over to the counter and pouring two cups of coffee.

Blitzø sees him out of the corner of his eye and cuts himself off mid song.

Blitzø: "Oh shit. Didn't know you were here..."

Y/N: "Yup. Just getting some coffee."

Blitzø: "Ah. Four sugars, two cups of creamer and some of that caramel shit in the fridge."

Y/N checks the fridge, finding a bottle of caramel syrup.

Y/N: ".....So you can't memorize the spells in Stolas's book, but you can memorize how your adopted daughter likes her coffee...?"

Blitzø: "If you weren't her boyfriend I'd throw you out the window for sassing me in own fuckin home...but I'm having a good day right now, I'm not gonna let you fuck it up."

Y/N: "Oh! Lucky me, then. Make me some pancakes, I'm hungry."

Blitzø: "Yeah yeah, don't push it asshole."

Y/N takes the two cups of coffee and leaves the kitchen, hearing Blitzø immediately continue singing the moment he walks out the door.

Gently nudging Loona's door open with his foot, Y/N suspends the cups in the air as he slips back into bed, floating one of them to Loona and taking the other.

Y/N: "Your life support has arrived, my love!"

Loona sits up and leans against him, taking a sip of the coffee with her eyes closed.

Y/N: "You better not fall asleep again. I had to talk to your father in my underwear."

Loona: "I won't...probably."

Y/N smiles and moves the tip of his tail over his shoulder, tickling her ear. Loona jolts and glances back at him, a playful but angry look on her face.

Loona: "Seriously?"

Y/N: "What~? I didn't do anything."

Loona rolls her eyes, drinking most of the coffee in a single gulp and reaching over Y/N to place it on the stand next to her bed, then hugging Y/N and laying her head on his chest.