Reverse Harem!? (Creepypasta Fanfic) [CANCELLED] [FIX IT FELIX KILLME]

{1.} Three White Chicks

"Mari! Stop playing your boy games and come down here!!" Samantha yelled from downstairs; the beast cry making you slightly jump, whilst pause your ever so precious game. You sigh, before lazily yelling back, "Coming!" Saying your final sweet goodbye kisses to the screen infront for you, which had the menu bar of the popular video game, "Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare", you attempt to drag your stiff body to the open door.

Failing to humanly walk down the seemingly everlasting steps, you see Samantha and Claire, your two best and only friends.

"Mari!!"

"Do you want me to become deaf, woman!? I'm right next to you or are you blind!" You flail your arms clearly irritated by the pair.

"We."

"Are."

"Hungry~."

Almost like magic, they were once sitting on the couch not having a care in the world, and, now they were approximately a few inches away from your majestic features, practically ordering food like if you owned some kind of buffet.

This- was unacceptable.

Without saying another word, your unreal, unseen, unbelievable, unbeatable, unexpected, unyielding, unknown, unmatched - every other word that signifies 'strong' and starts with 'un'- anger slipped out. Sanity was no longer in your vocabulary. Good job earth, achievement unlocked, you have now successfully killed yourself.

You could faintly heard small whimpers of the girls pleading for forgivness.

"gOD cAnT hELP yOu noW SiNErS ¡¡ 01101101 01110101 01100101 01110010 01110100 01100101"

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Placing the last plate filed with empanadas, you sigh and wipe the few beads of swaet on your forehead. Feeling of releif and accomplishment
ways over your mind and figure, quite happy with the outcome.

The pair - Samantha and Claire - hey, that rhymed, sat at the very, VERY ends of the dinner table. Sticking to each other like glue, they were really an iNsEParAbLE bunch. Once all was perfect in the heterochromia eyes of the beholder, she quietly sat down at her end of the table.

"Let's dig in gALS¡!"

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<This first chapter is just a prototype (not) because I could actually cut myself unknowingly to my previous works. I know this will be very different from the original but neither the less I hope can still enjoy it.>

Random degenerate: omg shut the hell up already and start working on the second chapter already you always delay or are too slow to write that's why no body likes you and unfollows u piece of cancer kys fgt

<Jesus Christ ur totally right I'm sorry pls don't unfollow I'll work hard I promise random dude>

Same guy: WTFYW UNFOLLOW U SEXIST BAKA  I'M A LADY U SEXIST AND I INDENTIFY MYSELF AS A BLADE OF GLASS U HOMOPHOBE GARBAGE

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