Reverse Harem!? (Creepypasta Fanfic) [CANCELLED] [FIX IT FELIX KILLME]

Chapter 3: This shizz is the shizz!! (NOT FIXED)

Jeff POV
'Ow, my head...I'll kill that damn girl when I see her!' (A/N: you got knocked out by a girl Jeff~ ;P
Jeff:Shut it! )
I slowly lifted my head to see the same girl REALLY close to my face just...staring at me with her eyes. I felt my cheeks heat up as she tilted her head a little. "Are you getting sick?" she asked. She had a cup of coffee in one hand and a crescent roll in the other. She put the coffee down and I felt her soft hand touch my forehead. My cheeks got redder and a shiver went down my spine.

Mari POV
"U-um no I'm not-Hey why I'm I tied up?!" he yelled. "Because we wouldn't want you to kill us now would we?" I pointed out the obvious and took a bite out of my crescent.

"We?" he said. "Yes we, me and my two best friends." I replied "Speaking of the devil, there they are." I said as Sam and Claire walked down stairs. "OMG HE'S AWAKE!!" Sam shouted. "OMG HE IS!!" Claire shouted aswell.

They quickly ran to him and started squealing like 1D fans. (Sorry 1D fans) "HELP PLEASE NOT THE FAN GIRLS, NOT THE FAN GIRLS!!" I sigh out pulled them back as a dark aura surrounded me.

"What did I say last time girls....now this time I WILL cut off your hands AND tongue and have a nice BBQ..."
I said in a dark, almost deadly voice. They gulped hard and back up. Now with my regular voice I said "Now, where was i... Ah yes, Mr. Jeffrey Woods why are you here?" "Pfft, why should I tell you" he replied. "Because..." I pulled out a knife that was he's. "I'll have fun breaking this knife if you dont." I said with an innocent smile.

"No!! Not my baby!!!"
"Well, what will it be?" he growls and sigh. "Slendy told me to bring a special girl back at the mansion, there happy now."
'A special girl?' I thought but soon cut off by another voice.
"A special girl! Is she me!?" Sam said.
"Or me?!" Claire said.
"No it's her."Jeff then pointed at me.
"Mari? Why her?" Claire rudely asked. "Hey, what's wrong with me?!" I yelled.

"Well, let's start ok so my name is Jeffrey Woods aka Jeff the Killer but you already knew that" Jeff proudly announced.
"Oh, um my name is Mari Salazar and these are my friends Sa-"
"SAMANTHA BUT YOU CAN CALL ME SAMMY OR SAM!" She literally just screamed in my ear.
"AND MY CLAIRE BUT YOU CAN CALL ME SWEET HEART!" And she just screamed in my another ear.
'I'd rather call them sluts' Jeff thought.

Now that they were on either side of me, I grabbed the side of their heads and SLAMMED their head on each other. HARD. They held their heads in pain while Jeff just chuckled. "WHAT THE HELL MARI?!" Claire yelled. "WHY'D YOU DO THAT!?" Samantha yelled as well. "Well that's what you get for SCREAMING IN MY EARS!" I explained.

"AHEM" We stopped arguing and looked at Jeff. "Can I go now?" He asked. "Whatever just untie him, I'm gonna to play Mortal Kombat X." I said clearly annoyed. "Wait! You have Mortal Kombat X!? Can I play!" Jeff asked.
"Sure but don't do anything that you WILL regret later..." This time it was a deadly voice. "Don't worry I promise~"

After un-tieing him, I held a knife behind my pocket just in case.
"Hey girls, ya wanna come?" I asked Sam and Claire. "Of course we love video games!"
'lying pieces of shi-' my thoughts were cut off again by Jeff.
"Yo Mari you alright?" He asked.
I just nodded and started walking, he just shrugged and followed behind me. For some reason I had a feeling that Jeff was staring somewhere where he shouldn't be staring at but I just shook the feeling off.

Yeah new chapter!!
*Victory dance* \• •/

Any thoughts people?

Samantha and Claire: He totally likes me.

Me:RRIIGHT
*whispers* no he doesn't....

Mari:I don't like him.

Jeff:hey~ what's not to love?

Me:get a room.