Reverse Harem!? (Creepypasta Fanfic) [CANCELLED] [FIX IT FELIX KILLME]

Chapter 15: The battle of comebacks!

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EyelessJack POV

Ugh...ow..my head hurts...and back...and neck... I slowly open my eyes, head still pounding.

"W-What happened?" I said not expecting an answer. "Oh! E.J. your awake!" What sounded like Mari spoke. "Mari, what happened?" I ask again for real.

When I looked at her, she seemed to be a bit nervous. "Well, funny story really.... A black cat jumped on your face and I try get it off you with bat! yeah, a bat! and accidentally knocked you out." She said the last part really fast and nervously chuckled with her hand scratching behind her neck.

Since I didn't catch the whole phrase, so I shrugged it off as nothing.

Mari POV

Phew that was close, for a terrible liar I think I did a pretty good job!

Wow, you sure did.

Do you always have to ruin my pround moments with sarcastic remarks!?

Yes, yes I do. Because no one is funny enough to entertain the people expect me~

Why don't you entertain them by drowning in bleach.

I refuse to engage in a battle of witts with an unarmed person!

Some people are like clouds, when they disappear its a brighter day for everyone!

Sorry but I didn't order a glass of your opinion!

If your going to be close minded... do you mind being closed mouthed as well?!

If I give you a nice big staw, will you go suck all fun of other people!?

I only have one question: where's your off button?!

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All EJ was watching is Mari insulting to....herself(?) He just slowly backed away back in the mansion not wanting to get involved to what ever was
happening.

"Slendy, can I show you something?" He asked unsure of himself.

"What happened this time?" Slendy sounding tired and distressed.

"This happened."

Slendy looked to where the boy was pointing to see the girl having a spazz attack to herself.
Slendy slowly approached the girl,

"Mari? Are you alright my dear?" His voice being concerned, yet a pinch of discomfort seeing the girl like this.

Slendy assume that she didn't hear him so he tried to enter her mind but something was blocking him from passing. He gently placed his large but slender hand (no pun-intended) on Mari's shoulder.

"Mari, is everything alright?" He repeats. She turns around and...

"I WISH SOMEONE TALKED YOUR MOTHER INTO AN ABORTION. THE LIFELONG REGRET AND PAIN FROM ABORTING HER CHILD WOULD STILL BE LESS THAN THE DISAPPOINTMENT YOU MUST BRING HER!"

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"OH! Slendy its not what you think!"

"I'm not mad....just disappointed."

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Hoped you liked this short lil' fun chapter I made! Who do you think won the battle of witts?!

Thx again for ALL the votes and reads!

Peace out!