Reverse Harem!? (Creepypasta Fanfic) [CANCELLED] [FIX IT FELIX KILLME]

Chapter 11: My tea cup brings all the boys to the yard~ (NOT FIXED) (IHAVESINED)

Mari POV

After decorating my now AWESOME NEW ROOM. Slendy told us to go in the diner room table to eat. Since I'm new, I happen to bump into Jane along the way then asked her if she can show me the way.

We arrived at the table where everyone was already there, even Samantha and Claire?! I decided to sit next Sally and L.A. across from Jeff and E.J. "Hi Mari! after dinner do you want to have a tea party with me?"The little girl asked with enthusiasm. "I'd love to!" I replied with big smile.

Then the food came in, Toby with his waffles, L.A. his candy, E.J. his kidneys, Hoodie and Masky with their cheesecake and so on. Then me! Slendy have me exactly 4 tacos, 2 bowls of rice, 5 drums of chicken, one bowl chili and one liter of mango juice. This is what would satisfy my hunger.

"Um.. Slendy, don't you think that's a little too much food for her?" Toby's voice spoke uneasy. "You think so? Well Mari if you need anymore food just ask, ok?" Slendy said. I was drooling just looking at the food. I raise my fork and...

Within only 12 minutes, I finished everything not leaving a crumb. I was humming in delight and pleasure leaning on the chair I was on with both eyes closed.

I slowly open my eyes to see everyone's eyes wide open and their jaws dropped, well except for Sam and Claire of course. "Um.. did I do something wrong?" I said uncertain. "No child, it's just that they never seen someone eat as much as you."
I mouthed 'Oh' In understanding.
"sooo... Sally, you still wanna have a tea party?" I asked her awkwardly. "Yes! Right let's go!"

She said before pulling my arm to my guessing her room.
Once there I saw a little tea table with fake silverware and a pink tea pot. "Mari! Your gonna have to change so you can be beautiful! I know you are already very pretty but to make you even prettier!" I smile and then thought 'Damnit!'. Children were always my soft spot, even knowing she was going to make me wear a stupid dress.

I sigh."fine..." Sally skipped over to a pink wooden closet and pulled out a strapless knee high red sundress with frills at the bottom and flowers designs on the waist and down. "Perfect!" Sally exclaims, pushing me to her bathroom gesturing me to change. "Here goes nothing."

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I finally finished dressing and held my famous unamused face. I walk out of the bathroom but stopped completely when I saw....

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JEFF IN A PURPLE SLEEVED DRESS DRINKING IMAGINARY TEA!!!

OMG THIS IS FUNNIER THAN MEGGAN FOX'S ACTING IN TRANSFORMERS!!

AGREE!

At this point I bursted into a waterfall of laughter. I fell to the down bending over to avoiding cramps. "STOP STOP I'M GONNA DIE OF LAUGHTER!!" I laugh even harder rolling on the floor.
"M-MARI?!?"
"SALLY YOUR THE BEST!! " I chocked in my own laughing and soon managed to calm down.
"Aww. Jeff, you look so beautiful~" I started pinching his cheeks like a grandma. "S-Stop it!" Jeff's face was red as a tomato from embarrassment (and also from Mari wearing a dress, but she doesn't know that) "Mari you look so pretty!" Oh man, I forget I was wearing a dress.

Jeff POV

She looks so beautiful in that dress, I never want to look away. But she noticed me staring at her and I quickly turn my head away and continue drinking 'tea'. She's too amazing to pass away.
I WILL make her mine!

Mari POV

For the rest of the day me and Jeff just talk about the most random things but he would stare at me weirdly from time to time. Sally just sat there.... creepily staring.....just staring at us with a creepy smirk. Hell! I should know by now that everyone's weird and creepy in this house hold!

I got in my room, changed, brush my teeth, flop on my bed and let my dreams carry on.

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Any thoughts?

Sally: Jeff and Mari sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G~

BEN: NO SHE WILL BE MINE

Masky: NO, MY CHEESECAKE

Jeff: Well, shove the cheesecake up your anus because she mine!

All: This.Is.War!!

Lullaby: World War 3 people.... World.War.3.