Reverse Harem!? (Creepypasta Fanfic) [CANCELLED] [FIX IT FELIX KILLME]

Chapter 14: Sucks to be you

I walked in to Slendy's office and he gestured me to take a seat. He 'looked' at me dead in the eye. "Mari, has you know well, everyone has their fair share of free time. But they have 'jobs' to do, and you and your little friends have to do your share of 'jobs', do you understand?" Crap HOW could I forget this is a house of murderers.

"Yes Slendy, I understand that you want me to start killing.." As I trailed off I pouts and avoided eye contact. "Very well! You understand, but you need some training first. I think Jef-Eyeless Jack should be a good starter!"

"Cool, sound good to me." I don't even notice his second thought. "In the meantime Masky will train Claire and Hoodie will train Samantha. Understand?" I simply nodded. "Very well, E.J is already waiting for you in the back field. Once you're done call your friends along with Masky and Hoodie. That is all."

"OK Slendy! Thanks again for everything!" I yelled as I exit the door. "Wait! Child!" I turn around and look at Slendy. "Child, what will be your weapon of choice." I thought for a bit and answered "a whip!" I can even see his 'WTF face'! Ha!

I did what Slendy asked of me until I finally E.J waiting patiently in a large grass field.
"Hey E.J!" I called out his name and wave to try and get his attention, he looked up and waved back.

"Hi Mari." He simply states. "Be ready cause we will be starting with hand to hand combat, Then to weaponry, what is your weapon by the way?" I answered the same thing as i did with Slendy.
"A whip!"

"Um..alright-wait why exactly?" He asked completely dumbfounded. "I don't know, because its kinky I guess." I answer. Then E.J gave me a face that thinks I'm mental. Yes! Two 'wtf' face in one day!

"Moving on! Already Mari since you are a noodie, I'll go easy on you." Getting cocky I see.

Hey! Mari! Hey! Listen!

WAT

Do you need my help?

Not this time, no.

Y U DO DIS 2 ME?????

Maybe next time.

LYKE IF U CRI EVRY TYME.

Grow up.

"Ready...set...GO!" He had lunged at me but me being the awesome ninga I am I quickly dogded him. But I gotta wonder why he uses a scalpel for a weapon?? Oops, I'm getting sidetracked.

He then runs at me and I take a quick step to the right and I trip him.yup. He falls but quickly gets up "tck. Beginners luck." He spits out. "Sure it is! But now its my turn."

I ran towards him with great speed and what do I do? I karate chop him in the neck of course! But I'm not done yet, I grab him him from behind with both my arms locked to his waist aaanndd...

I GERMAN SURPLEX HIS AZZ!!

(If you dk its a UFC or MMA move.)

I let go of EJ and I bring my face close to his to see how he is.

Um...Mari are you sure he's still breathing?

I think I overdid it just a little...

Yeah...just a little..

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