Rants, insults and jokes! (And some quotes)(funny insults and comebacks)

60!!

60 chapters!!! So I'm gonna do something a lil different..........cheesy pick up lines!
I hope you like :)

1. Did you invent the airplane cuz you seem wright for me.

2. Do you have a map, cuz I'm getting lost in your eyes

3. If God made anything more beautiful than you he'd keep it for himself

4. Hey can I get your picture, I want to prove to my friends that angels really do exist

5. Are you an orphanage cuz I wanna give you kids

6. Do you have a band aid, cuz I think I scraped my knee falling for you

7. I'm not a photographer but I can picture me and you together

8. Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot

9. Are you a camera cuz every time I look at you I smile

10. Do you have wanna know what this shirt is made out of, boyfriend material

11. Are you a fruit cuz honeydew you know how fine you look

12. Are you a parking ticket cuz you got FINE written all over you

13. Do you remember me
No
Oh yah we've only met in my dreams

14. I'm sorry we're you talking to me?
No
Well then please start

15. If you where the tear in my eye I would never cry in fear of loosing you

16. If your heart was a prison, I would be sentenced for life

17. If you where a transformer you would be a hot-obot and your name would be OptimusFINE

18. Are you a beaver cuz Damn

19. Now I know why the sky is so grey

All the blue was in your eyes

20. Hey I lost my number can I have yours?