Rants, insults and jokes! (And some quotes)(funny insults and comebacks)

Mini rant?

So this weekend I'm moving so I've been really anxious about where my rabbit is going to stay, so all week I've been asking "are rabbits allowed at the hotel" ever single time my mom has responded "probably"
"So he's coming into the hotel with us?"
"Yes" she said but as soon as we got to the hotel she walks in comes back and says "no pets," so I said "so we'll sneak him in?" Cuz it's not the first time that I had to do that BUT OH NO I had to leave my living breathing rabbit in a hot car in Montana and she wouldn't let me check on him she said that she didn't care and I needed to help with my siblings. Oh my gosh it made me so effing pist.
Moral of the story: don't be a bitch and rabbits have feelings to!

P.S. The picture above is my rabbit sitting on the floor board of our vehicle:).