Anything Can Happen at the Shore

What happens in AC, Stays in AC

Mike, Pauly and Ronnie where sitting outside the store waiting for Danny the next morning

Mike: "I think my sister hooked up with Vinny last night."

Ronnie: "She hooked up with him the other night."

Mike: "She did?"

Ronnie: "Yeah."

Mike: "Nobody told me."

The other two laughed, getting up to go meet with Danny and open up the store.

[Ronnie: "I'm pumped to go to Atlantic City."]

Pauly, behind the counter with Ron: "AC tonight!"

Mike on the other side: "Yes, AC tonight."

Ronnie, visibly excited: "Leave like 4:30, 5?"

[Ronnie: "We're gonna rock that shit out, like we do every other place."]

Pauly: "So take like a club outfit and a regular outfit."

Ronnie: "I'm taking three: Dinner, club, and something to wear home too."

Mike: "I'm bringing options."

[Mike: "What I hope to happen in AC is just have a good time, hoping that everybody looks good, hoping that everybody has fun, no drama ."]

Mike: "I like my clothes like my women: options."

Pauly: "You like your girls like your underwear: dirty."

After their shift, everyone loaded up the cars and headed out, guys in one SUV, and girls in the other with Ronnie and Jenni driving.

Sammi: "Have you been here? Like either of you?"

Dani: "Nah. I've been to New Orleans though."

Jenni: "This is better."

Snooki: "Me either. I'm gonna pop my AC cherry."

Sammi, giggling: "It's fun, you'll love it."

Getting to the hotel, pretty much everyone found a place to get comfortable and just passed out... Everyone except Snooki that is.

Snooki: "What the fuck? We're in AC! Waa!"

[Snooki: "Within the hour that we're there, everyone just falls asleep and takes naps. Like, ok, what the fuck am I gonna do? Fuck my life, seriously, fuck my life."]

Apparently, the solution was to take a bubble bath in the room's jacuzzi tub...

Snooki, testing the water: "We need more bubbles."

Dani was awoken from where she was napping on the bed wirth Jenni and Sam by Snooki screaming at the water being too warm. Going into the bathroom to see what was wrong she stopped seeing the towering mass of bubbles taking over the bathtub

Snooki: "Oh my god, this is fucking hot as hell... I feel like a cooking turkey."

Dani, laughing: "Nicole... what the fuck?"

Snooki, making a hole in the bubble wall so she can see: "Booboo! Come get in with me!"

Dani shook her head, coming to sit on the side of the tub.

Dani: "Not on your life... I will take a glass of wine though, if you're willing to share."

Snooki,happily passing her a glass and the bottle: "Yay! Cheers to the actual cool people here."

Dani, smiling and clicking their glasses together: "Girl, you are eight different kinds of crazy, and I love you; don't ever change."

Snooki, laughing: "This feels like a porno, honestly."