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Ok, I admit it, I'm a horrible person, I'm trying to do each 'day' in the show as a chapter, but for the life of me I can not bring myself to care enough to type the one with them going bowling out, so here are the highlights so we can move on:
Mike and Sam have working the morning, Mike is convinced he still has a chance with Sam even though her and Ronnie are still firmly up each other's asses at this point
Mike is also convinced that telling Sam about the unholy dairy concoction of a stink bombay put under Vinny's bed is an effective flirting techniche...
Vinny's bed continues to stink up the whole house. Sam tells him about the 'hater aid' as they leave to go bowling
Mike and Jenni finally smooth over what happened in AC
Vinny clears out the experiment in Darwinism under his bed when they get home and declares open season on getting Mike back
The guys get in an argument in the smoosh room talking about Mike has changed since they got here (read: he's become an annoying pain in the ass) and Mike argues back that he's been consistent the whole time they've been here, and how the hell can they say they know him anyway.
Pauly stays out of it, but does say in a cut away that Mike has been the same guy (at least with him) from day one, even if he does rub some people the wrong way.
The fight devolves into who got with Sam first, Mike or Ronnie, at which point Sam sits up and kicks everyone out so she can go to sleep.
The only real thing we missed from Dani's storyline in this is slipping while bowling and landing flat out on her back in front of everyone, and the only thing missing being that cartoon banana slip sound.
°~》☆Author's Note☆《~°
Tonight, everybody was going out for one last big night at the clubs since it was their last weekend at the shore.
[Snooki: "We're going to Karma tonight. You know I'm ready to just blow this out of the water, I want us all to have a good time without no drama."]
Snooki, looking at herself in the mirror: "My boobs are so tight, I can't breath... is that normal?"
Dani shrugged: "I mean, it's a corset... it's supposed to be tight, but if it feels like it's gonna be a problem we probably need to try and losen it."
Snooki: "No, I think I'll be ok... is it too much?"
Dani: "No. You look fucking hot."
Snooki continued to look at herself questioningly in the mirror while Jenni did her hair.
Dani, going through her clothes: "Look, if you're feeling self-concious, I have... This, I can wear, and we'll both be out here turning heads tonight."
Snooki, now noticeably excited: "Oh my god, yes! Do it!"
Dani rolled her eyes and laughed fondly as she went to change while Jenni and Snooki went out to have a drink with the guys.
Vinny, telling a story: "... and I got thrown out."
Pauly, noticing the girls: "And I guessed it... Snookers!"
Mike: "Snicks, it looks like you're going to a pajama party girl!"
[Vinny: "Snooki's outfit is crazy, she looks like a birthday cake. She's all decorated and dressed up, with the pink, boobs all out, up in her face. I guess she wants to go out with a big bang - literally,"]
The cabs pulled up, and everybody started piling out of the house.
Pauly, looking down the hall: "Yo! Let's go Georgia Girl, taxi's here!"
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