Danica Deveraux came to Seaside with full intentions of helping film a new reality TV show, what she absolutely did not anticipate was ending up on the other side of the camera. But with the sudden departure of one of the cast members, that is exact...
The night before, after everyone else had gone to bed, Mike decided to play a few pranks on the housemates, roping Pauly into distracting Snooki and Dani as he stashed pickle spears around their room; then Mike made up some unholy concussion of dairy products and pickle juice to stash under Vinny's bed,
[Vinny: "This morning, there's a really weird smell in the house... it kind of smells like old, funk juice. And it kinda has like a pickley smell to it too."]
Ronnie, coming in with air freshener while Vinny sniffs a shirt: "Your fucking room smells like asshole."
[Snooki: "So Dani wakes me up early, because our room smells like fucking pickles."]
Dani moving stuff around the room: "Snick you weren't like 3 am raiding the fridge or anything, were you?"
Snooki: "No. It wasn't me."
Dani, pulling a pickle spear out of her clean laundry: "What the fuck?"
Snooki, finding one under her bed: "Who put that there? That's like really gross."
[Snooki: "I knew it was Pauly and Mike. I'm not pissed off that they put pickles under my bed as a joke, but I'm pissed off that they wasted like two whole pickles."]
[Dani: "I mean, it's pretty harmless, but at the same time... did they have to go in my fucking clean clothes?"]
Snooki, throwing out the pickles: "Dorks."
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A little while later, several of the roommates were in the kitchen, working around each other as everybody made their own food.
Sammi: "Did that girl Danielle call for Pauly?"
Ronnie: "The Jewish girl."
Jenni: "No, why? What happened?"
Ronnie: "She's been stalking his life."
Sammi: "Apparently she like, stalked him out."
[Sammi: "Any girl that makes you a shirt, and like you've only hung out like two day, that says 'I heart Jewish girls' with an Italian flag in it... there's something a little,like, screws loose up there."]
Jenni: "She stalks him now?"
Sammie: "Yeah."
Ronnie: "She was following him around the rides-"
Sammie: "Like, he was with another girl last night and she like followed him."
Jenni: "What?"
Sammi: "And called like all night, called this morning."
Jenni: "Is he like, freaked out by it?"
Sammi: "No, like she would call and he wouldn't answer the phone any more."
Ronnie: "Yeah, she called last night, I picked up, and he just left it off the hook."
