Rarl one-shots.

1|Negan.

When Negan arrives in Alexandria, Carl was with Ron talking on the porch of Tara's house, they were so close to each other and their faces were so close that anyone else would think they were about to kiss. They weren't really going to, but Carl would have liked to. They were whispering amongst themselves when the saviors arrived and Carl tensed. His father wasn't there, so the next person to psychologically torture was Carl. He wasn't good either way, but if Negan doesn't have someone to annoy, someone dies.

By the time Negan found him, Carl would have liked it so much that Ron had agreed to go practice with Michonne in the woods.

Negan pointed it out with Lucille and then flicked his finger at he to come closer.

"I'll be fine, just...stay away and if they want something, please don't contradict them." Carl says as he stands up.

Ron gets up too and holds him back for a second.

"You too be careful, I'll go to the church with Gabriel to take care of Judith."

Ron smiles at him and Carl smiles back slightly. Carl rushes over to Negan, he didn't want his late talk to Ron for half a minute to make him angry. At least he is reassured knowing that Judith and Ron will be away from Negan, he doubted any of these guys were religious or anything.

When Carl reaches Negan, the man smiles and puts his arm around him.

"My favorite boy. What about your father? I was hoping to have a romantic date walking around here with him. So I'll have to settle for you."

"He went out to look for supplies."

"Perfect. Let's take a walk."

Negan pushes Carl and gives Lucille to take her, but not before warning he to treat her like a lady. Carl has no fucking idea how to treat a lady, but he won't hit the bat with anything. Maybe hit Negan's head if he gets the chance... Or the eggs.

"Then tell me. Who was that blond boy? Last time I came I saw him with you too but I forgot to ask."

"Friend..."

Negan nods and puts on a thoughtful expression, pursing his lips and frowning.

"No, no. Friends don't sit so close to each other. Besides, I called you and you stayed talking to him when you should have gone right away. So I'm going to assume it's important to you. Am I wrong?" Negan smiles mischievously and looks at him sideways.

Carl seriously wants to hit Negan with Lucille.

"I asked you a question, Carl. Answer."

"Yeah..." Carl says between his teeth.

"Do you remind me of his name?"

"Ron."

"Ron. Tell me Carl, does Ron know he likes you? If I were you, I'd never let him know." Negan laughs and shakes his head. "He'll reject you right away, if this thing isn't popular with the girls, let alone the boys."

Carl won't let him know, but he hurt him and he knows that as long as Negan is here, he's going to stab him to death with words.

Negan holds out his hand, waiting for something, and Carl is about to give it to Lucille.

"Nope, you know what I want. Give it to me."

Carl has no options, so he removes the blindfold around his eye as slowly as he can. When Negan has the blindfold, he laughs and puts it in his pocket.

"Great! Tell me, has he seen you without this?"

Carl shrugs, not sure if Ron got a good look at him when Negan bringing him back after he tried to kill him. He hopes not.