Roasting Characters Archetypes (Main Four)

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Note: This is made as a joke, but somethings said here I actually mean it. Please, don't come at me for what you're about to read.

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The journal bearer: Crazy conspiracy kid who definitely stinks. Ruined someone's relationship for a crush on a teenager (I'm excusing Gravity Rises Mabel and Reverse Falls (Shades of Blue) Gideon, because Mabel didn't really want to ruin things for Robbie — besides the fact that she tried to stop her “clones” from the start — and Gideon is trying to expose a cheater.)

The extroverted sibling/cousin/friend: Another crazy kid, but for boys/girls instead. Falls in love every 2.3 seconds with everyone they see (I'm partially excusing GR Dipper, since he doesn't fall in love with everyone he sees, but did fall in love at first sight with some girls.)

The psychic: This one is real crazy, like, really crazy. An unhealthy kind of love towards the kid who falls in love at first sight but for some miracle didn't fall in love with this one (some universes they did fall in love with them). A huge brat who scares mommy and daddy by existing — basically, they're their parents's mommy/daddy issues (child issues, now). Whoever's in this role is the one I dislike in second place in most of AUs (yes, I dislike Gideon Gleeful, nothing is changing my mind)

The rich jerk: Rude bully with daddy/mommy issues. Do I need to say more? No, I don't think I need to. (I'll he honest, I like this Redemption Arc. better than the psychic's one, let's be honest, the psychic redemption arc is hardly anything big/better than the rich kid arc.)





If you want me to make more of those, I gladly will. I'm bored and tired of Wattpad glitching my stories, I need something to do.

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