You Can See Us!? || The Black Phone || NOT ORIGINAL + DISCONTINUED

Breakfast with the Blakes

(Robin's POV) <------ A miracle ✨✨✨

When I woke up, Finney wasn't there

Which was weird since he normally wakes up after me

It was only 8:43, and Griffin was sitting at the end of the bed watching Blues Clues

Which was weird because he goes everywhere with Finn, but what was even weirder was that Griffin was cussing out the show

"IT'S BEHIND YOU, YOU DUMBASS BITCH!-" Griffin yelled, I'm pretty sure at the letter behind the weird Where's Waldo looking bitch

"Griffin, where's Finn?" I asked

"Mama's downstairs talking to the old thing who looks like he's bouta disentregrate, but he said to stay up here" Griffin said, not taking his eyes off the TV

"Now come cuss out this ugly bitch with me" Griffin added

And so I did 😃😙

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(Finn's POV)

It was about 8:00 when I woke up, so I got on my phone

And about 20 minutes later, my dad texted me, telling me to come downstairs

While I was getting out of bed, Griffin woke up

"Hey, buddy" I said when I finally managed to get out from the tangled sheets

"Where are you going?" He asked

"Just downstairs" I replied and handed him the remote, telling him he can watch something while I was gone

He nodded and I walked out

Dad was already waiting for me in the living room

It was still semi-dark outside and early, so me and him were the only ones in there

He told me to sit down, so I did, and he started talking about something

He had a good idea, even better that he'd be paying for it ^^

But also a very difficult idea that will very much be a challenge from hell

But I agreed to it 👍

Will it be Mama Bruce Approved, probably not

Am I gonna do it anyways, hell yeah

Me and him talked about it for another hour or two and I told him everything for it

Every.

Single.

Detail.

This is gonna be awesome :D

{Some ✨ beautiful ✨ time later}

It was already 10:00 when me and dad stopped talking and agreed to the ##### ####### (read tags 😍)

So I forced him to make breakfast with me

When we got to the kitchen, I looked around and istg, this man be looking broke but rich af

I just decided to make pancakes and biscuits

Cuz I wanted to make biscuits

And yeah

So I told him to make the pancakes

AND THIS MF-

"Finney-" Dad said

"Yeah, dad?" I replied, focused on the biscuits

"I may or may have not of forgotten to spray the pan.." He muttered awkwardly

"YOU STUPID MOTHERFU-" I yelled but got cut 😡 off 🗿 by Robin oddly showing up outta nowhere and hugging me from behind

I hit my face with my palm and told dad to get a new pan and SPRAY. THE. PAN.

(I'm just bored ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

The biscuits ended up finishing by the time dad was done with the pancakes

And I didn't really acknowledge the fact that Robin had literally fell asleep while he had his hands on my waist from behind but somehow managed to move around perfectly

And since dad shouldn't be trusted with anything, I made the plates and told him to go get the ✨ C H I L D S ✨

I set the plates down on the table right as dad came downstairs holding Griffin in his arms and Gwen on his back

"Gwendolyn, you're heavy." Dad said in his usual, dark ass tone

"No shit, I'm growing" Gwen muttered and rolled her eyes

"Well, I'm not! I'm small and light!" Griffin stated, which was very true

"Gwendolyn Blake!" Dad yelled, hearing what she muttered, which them led to Griffin slapping him, hopping down, and clinging onto me

"Good morning, love" I said as I picked up Griffin

"I don't like him." Griffin said with a straight face and pointing at Dad

"Me neither" I said and shrugged ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"Finney!" Dad yelled

"That is in fact my name, wtf you want? And stop yelling, it's hurting mine and Griffin's ears." I said while rolling my eyes and setting Griffin down in his chair

"Let's just eat" Gwen groaned

Me, dad, Gwen, and Robin all sat down. Gwen across from me, dad in the middle of Gwen and Robin, and me in the middle of Robin and Griffin

I'm guessing Griffin wasn't very hungry since he didn't eat much, so he just fiddled around with my fingers, and Robin laid his head on my shoulder while not taking a bite of his food

"Robin, you should eat" I said after a few moments of very awkward silence

"No, I'm tired" Robin replied

"Ok? I'm tried all day everyday, you still need to eat" I said

"Fine, but only the biscuit" Robin stated

"Ok, what's wrong with the pancakes?" I asked

"The fact that your dad made them. The probably have 5 different diseases and 2 sedatives in them." Robin stated blankly then taking a bite out of his biscuit

Me and Gwen laughed, Robin death glared dad, dad looked offended, and Griffin didn't give a fuck ツ

"One can only hope" I said with a sad-ish expression on my face, causing Gwen to laugh even more

"I am very offended by that." Dad said

"Good, seeing you in pain brings me joy" I said and smiled 😊

Gwen is now on the floor losing her shit, dad looks like he's praying to God to get rid of me or something, I had an evil grin on my face, Robin looked like a proud mom, and Griffin still didn't give a fuck

"Yeah, fuck you, Terrence" Griffin said, not looking up

Everyone, except dad of course, laughed

Bullying dad is fun.

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I fr forgot about this

But this was fun to make

I tend to review each chapter like once a week or so to fix any spelling errors

And I was genuinely thinking this would be short, but it's over 1000 words, so yay ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧

And I got these cool 🅕Ⓞ🅝Ⓣ🅢 and shit so I'm very happy

Bai!