through your phone | phil foden

sixtynine

mase
[on Phil's phone]

yo mason

phillyyyyy
what's up?

it's already end of February
I'm so fucking nervous
this month went by so fast

what are you nervous about?

wdym?
you know
I've told you plenty of times
you even helped me, remember?

Oh yeah!
Haha sorry I forgot 😄

are you okay?

totally fine
go on please

what if it goes wrong?
what do I do then?

uhm yeah so
I don't think it would
go wrong?

huh?
you literally said it could be too early?

oh I did?

yeah, last week 💀

sorry I'm really not focusing rn
I'm uh exercising yk

well, try to
at least

so yeah it could be to early
but also yeah could be the right time

you're not helping me mount

sorry

I hope I chose the right one
yk the other one was also pretty

yeah I liked the one
you chose more

me too
where should I even do it?

idk??
maybe uh
yeah I don't have a clue

Restaurant?
nah other people will be there
I think it be better more in private

you're right
maybe you're house?

bro what?
mason?
why are you not answering me?
you're weird today
anyways
answer me soon
please
really freaking out

PHILIP ARE YOU DUMB
THAT WAS NOT ME
HOW COULD YOU NOT NOTICE
ARE YOU DENSE??

WHAT?
WHO WAS IT
PLEASE LET IT BE
BEN OR DEC PLEASE

IT WAS YOUR GIRL PHIL
it was Julia

oh no
I'm fucked

I hope for you
she is as stupid as you
and didn't understand
what you were talking about

...

jlingz
[back to Julia's phone]

JESSE
JESSE LINGARD
JESSE ELLIS LINGARD

not you pulling the middle name
WAIT
that means smth happend
WHATS WRONG JULES

okay storytime
I'm at Mason's

yeah

and he was showering quickly
so he left his phone in the living room
and suddenly Phil texted him
so I took his phone and unlocked it

you know his passcode?

it's his birthday 💀
anyways

what was Phil saying?
WAIT DO I EVEN WANNA KNOW?
yeah I want

He was writing the weirdest
shit ever, LIKE EVER

ohhh
WELL WHAT EXACTLY
GET TO THE FUCKING POINT

THATS THE DAMN PROBLEM
He was saying how
nervous he was
and worried about smth going wrong
this smth being to early
and the place of this smth??
well idk

WHY DIDNT YOU ASK HIM

I DID
BUT APPARENTLY HIM AND
MASON TALK A LOT ABOUT THAT
SO HE WASNT TELLING ME
and suspected me

ugh🙄
waitttt
Hold on
Mason has been weird lately as well

yeah fr

oh
OH

WHAT?

uh.. nothing

JESSE
SPIT IT OUT
DO YOU HAVE A THEORY?

no!

don't you think I know
you enough to tell when
you're lying

IM NOT LYING
😳😨😫😃

I hate you
tell me

uhm yk hope just
peed her pants

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
HOPE IS OLD ENOUGH TO
USE A TOILET

haha funny!
wow you and Phil fit so much
truly a cute couple🥰
good night

it's 6pm...

yeah?
your point is?