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gareth's children

rocket🚀
my pet fish just died

marcus
oh
you had one?

rocket🚀
yes

dec
rip Jadon's pet fish

walks
why did it die?

rocket 🚀
I forgot to feed it

shawberto
...

trent
here's something to cheer you up:
what did one wall say to the other wall?

rocket 🚀
what

trent
I'll meet you at the corner

rocket 🚀
bro...

jude
that was so bad 💀

trent
yeah you've got a better one?

jude
what kinda tree fits in your hand?

chilly
a palm tree?

jude
you ruined it man

trent
that wouldn't have been funny anyways😐

mase
Listen
what do you call a small mother?
A minimum

jude
not laughing 😶‍🌫️

jlingz
y'all are so bad with the jokes
what has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?

walks
what?

jlingz
my zipper

dec
JESSE-

trent
I hate my life

mase
😀

jlingz
I saw that on tiktok

jude
delete tiktok!

harry kane official
I also got one

sakinho
let us hear

harry kane official
what always starts with a w and ends with a t?

heemio
what?

harry kane official
correct😎

dj grealo👾
that was...
something!

walks
y'all stop with the dad jokes
I can't do this

dec
where are philly and jules?

sakinho
think they drowned

chilly
when are they coming back anyways?

mase
their flight is tomorrow

trent
I hoped they would stay a bit longer

chilly
🤣🤣

jude
I've got news

dec
yeah?

dj grealo👾
what is it?

jude
I'm transferring to Liverpool

trent
good decision made

jude
🤝

mase
Jude's premier league era is starting

jlingz
didn't I tell you to come to nottingham?🙄

walks
be a bit realistic jesse

jlingz
hater🖕🏽
this season we will shine even more

trent
sure
whatever floats your boat

mase
whatever makes you sleep at night

marcus
now don't be to loud mason 💀

mase
shut upppp

dj grealo👾
no champions league for
you guys this time🤣

beast👹
rude

dj grealo👾
true tho

chilly
let's not talk about it...

heemio

masenope😋

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mase
nope😋

dec
OMG GUYS
OMG
WHAT
OMG
HUH

walks
what's wrong with him again?

jude
I don't wanna know tbh

trent
yeah

mase
what is going on dec?

dec
EVERYONE
YALL
PLEASE
WHAT

jlingz
get to the fucking point rice

dec
EVERBODY
ALL OF YOU
GO TO PHILS INSTAGRAM

marcus
what is there?

dec
JUST
GO LOOK

marcus
just say it

dec
no

jlingz
OMG
IS THIS FR

dec
I HOPE SO

jlingz
OH
MY
GOD

trex 🦖
WAITTT

shawberto
that's cute

walks
yeaaah fr

trent
oh
everything makes sense now

jude
omg😱😱😱
who would've guessed

sakinho
I'm happy

dj grealo👾
oh wow
about to cry

mase
me too man
I'm fr glad

chilly
wait I haven't looked yet
ohhh
OH MY

heemio
not really surprised 🤔

beast👹
yeahhh
STILL HAPPY FOR THEM TO!!

heemio
yup

rocket 🚀
AGREED

harry kane official
wow!
I'm surprised!

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