Season One
Episode Eighteen
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THE GLEE CLUB, minus Puck, were standing around the piano, talking about possible numbers for Regionals when Puck entered, everyone taking notice of his shaved head.
August bit on his lip, trying to suppress his laughter as the boy walked past, trying to keep a straight face.
"Who is that guy?" Brittany whispered to Santana, who crossed her arms. August stared at the boy for a few seconds, noticing how down he looked.
After glee club ended, August slowly walked up to the boy, taking a seat beside him.
"Hi." August greeted, trying to have a positive voice. "Hey." Puck muttered, staring at the floor.
"So, what happened?" August asked gently, not wanting to upset the boy any further.
"My mom found a mole on my head when she was washing my hair on Friday." Puck explained, making August grin. "Your mom still washes your hair?" August asked, his voice holding no mallice.
"She started crying about sunblock and how she's always telling me to wear a hat when I'm cleaning pools. So she made me go see Dr. Friedlander, the dermatologist. He said he had to shave my head to get a closer look at it." Puck explained, his voice exasperated. "It was nothing! They maimed me over a freaking freckle. I feel like that guy that lost all his hair, then lost all his strength."
"Samson?" August asked confusedly, squinting at the boy, who shook his head. "Agassi. This morning, people actually had the balls to look me in the eye. I mean, it's just a mohawk, right? I'm still Puckasaurus." Puck continued, slouching in his hair.
"For what it's worth, you're still hot." August shrugged, patting Pucks shoulder gently before walking away.
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August sighed as he saw Puck laying in the trash, the brunette walked up to him, a small smile on his face as he made eye contact with Puck.
"Hey, you okay?" August asked gently, helping Puck out of the trash. "Thanks." Puck thanked, smirking to face Mercedes.
"I'm going to seduce the black chick from glee." Puck stated confidently, making August raise his eyebrows. "Mercedes?" August asked, making Puck nod.
"That's the one." He confirmed, patting August's shoulder before walking away.
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Mercedes and August was standing at the formers locker, it wasn't that August was healous of Pucks interest, he just felt a little annoued Puck was getting over him, obviously he had every right to, but didn't mean August had to enjoy it.
Mercedes and August were having a conversation about Mr Schues vest addiction when Puck walked up to the two.
"Hey, sugar. Listen. I got a proposition to make. I did some research. Blacks and Jews have a history of sticking up for each other." Puck spoke with confidence, August and Mercedes staring wide-eyed. "And Wikipedia says that King Martin Luther loved the Jews."
"Okay, you just said, like, 10 offensive things." Mercedes stated, August nodding at her words. "I forget you used to be a jackass."
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