In Imp City, A Business Named The Immediate Murder Professionals Were Holding A Meeting.
The Boss, Blitzø, Was Walking By A Whiteboard As He Talked To His Employees.
"Alright, Now I Know Business Has Been A Bit Slow Lately. Yes, It's No One's Fault, Okay? I'm Not Naming Names Here." Blitzø Said.
"Moxxie." Lilly And Twyla Sneered, Earning A Glare From Their Co-Worker.
"Thank You, Girls. Now Does Anyone Have Bright Idea On How We Can Get Business Drumming Up Again?" Blitzo Asked.
"What About A Car Wash?" A Female Imp Named Millie Suggested.
"This Is Hell, Millie. No One Cares About Cars Being Cleaned Here, Okay?" Blitzø Stated.
"What About Lowering The Price Ranges? Like Coupons?" Lilly Asked.
"We're Gonna Have To Raise Them Sooner Or Later If We Do That." Blitzø Stated.
"Okay, What About A Billboard?" Twyla Asked.
"We Can't Afford A Billboard, Starlight. Remember?" Moxxie Reminded.
"Oh, Yeah. I Forgot About That." Twyla Said.
"Helpful, Moxxie. Really Glad You're In The Room." Blitzø Said, Sarcastically As He Pushed Moxxie. "Have You Guys Forgotten What Service We Provide?"
Blitzø Turned On The TV To Show Him, Millie, Moxxie, Lilly, Striker, Loona, And Twyla Killing Different Demons.
The Employees Eat Popcorn, Expect For Moxxie And Striker.
"Ahh, Those Were The Good Times." Blitzø Said.
"Nothing Like Hearing Someone Scream In Agnony To Make You Feel All Warm Inside." Lilly Said.
"I Don't Need Any Reminding, Sir, Considering You Blew Most Of Our Salaries On An Obnoxious TV Ad Last Week." Moxxie Said.
"One That You Then Additionally Paid To Have Run For A Full Three Hours On A Channel Nobody Watches." Striker Added.
"Uh, Hey, Excuse Me. What's "Obnoxious" About A Super Fun Jingle, All Right?" Blitzø Asked.
"Absolutely Nothing!" Lilly Said.
"That's Right, Lilly! It's A Fun Distraction When An Advertisement's Spittin' Bullshit!" Blitzø Said.
"People Loves Musicals, Sir." Millie Stated As Lilly Nodded.
"Exactly, Girls. And We're Basically Doing A Musical. Are You Two Gonna Crush My Musical Theatre Dreams Like My Dad Did?" Blitzø Asked.
"Oh, Brother." Striker Said, Facepalming Himself.
"Sir-" Moxxie Said.
"'Cause Right Now, All I See Is Just My Dad's Asshole Taking To Me! Crushing My Dreams Of Being Who I Truly Am Inside." Blitzø Said, Dramatically.
"Are You And Striker Trying To Crush His Dreams, Moxxie?" Millie Asked, Teasingly.
"Are You, Striker?" Lilly Asked, Smirked.
"We... What?" Moxxie And Striker Asked.
"We Thought We Knew You." Millie Said, Teasing As She Flirted With Moxxie, Making Him Blush.
"I Can't Believe You Two." Blitzø Held Up A Plaque. "I Could Believe This From Moxxie, But You, Striker? After I Made You Two Tied For Employee Of The Month!"
"Okay, Sir! We're Sorry, A Commercial Jingle Is Not Comparable To Musical Theatre." Moxxie Stated.
"Nobody Actually Likes The Jingles." Striker Added.
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Helluva Boss: The Flower And Starlight Of Hell
FanfictionBlitz, A Classic Demon Imp, Sets Out To Run His Own Small Assassin Business With His Weapons Specialist Moxxie, His Bruiser Millie, His Cowboy Assassin Striker, His Top Assassin Lilly, His Hellhound Prodigy Twyla, And His Receptionist Hellhound Loon...
