A lizard fell from the sky and when I poked him he didn't move.
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Once I got him into the bottle I felt like a pokemon trainers. A kid who puts animals in capsules against the animals will.
So I tried to set him free.
He didn't leave.
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It's a little to cold for a lizard to be outside rn so I guess we chillin on the porch for a minute
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The Big Fat Book of hear me out
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