ok hear me out part 3

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So this one goes out to the owl house.

But not to one person.

You see. The owl house has what I like to call:

The Galar affect

And what is the Galar effect you may ask? Well when pokemon sword and shield dropped, almost all the characters was absolutely baddies. They were fuckin stunning.

They're heavy hitters (in my opinion) being the characters Nessa, Bea, Sonia, melony, and kabu. Even the characters you can play as are hot. Hop is cute in an annoying way but still an ass rival tbh.

Like hot damn. Game freak knows what they're doing. Because ain't no fucking way game freak can just casually make one of the most baddest pokegirls to ever exist.

 Because ain't no fucking way game freak can just casually make one of the most baddest pokegirls to ever exist

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Because like no fucking sha. Like how am see pokemon any other way.

And hell. Even some of the gym trainers are hot as fuck

 Even some of the gym trainers are hot as fuck

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Because bro. Like damn.


But anyways that's not what I'm here to talk about. It's owl house time.

And like I said: the show has the Galar effect.

Hunter: hot

Eda: hot

Amity and Luz: adorably hot. (Though I still hate them being together. How dare they show two characters happy together in a relationship. Can't stand it.)

The list goes on. But there are two characters that stand at the top of the pillar for me





















Eberwolf

Eberwolf

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And Kikimora

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And Kikimora.

When I say I'm into short woman I mean it.


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