And so they helped Donna. One day John walked into the console room where Amy was seated at the console. He cleared his throat. Amy looked up and said: "what's up?" John said: "so I invited some other people over and we're going to have a Nerf gun war. I thought you might want to join." Amy smirked and stood and said: "let me show you how lethal I am with a Nerf gun. Is everyone here?" John said: "yep." Then Amy followed John out of the console room. Everyone was gathered in the biggest room which was the library. John handed them the guns and explained things. Then they all left. Rose, Clara, Donna, Amy, and the other women teamed up and branched off. Amy spotted John in the console room and aimed for his back and fired and heard him swear in Gallifreyan. Amy and Rose and Donna and Clara and the other women met up in a room. Amy said: "okay, we're going to have to pair up. We can't take the men on individually. Okay, Mom, you and Clara will team up. Donna and I will team up. River and Martha, you'll pair up. Everybody ready to kick butt?" The women nodded in agreement. Then the three pairs stepped out of the room and split up. Amy and Donna made a great team. Amy spotted Jack and aimed for his butt and fired. Jack yelped. Amy and Donna high fived. Then they left. Finally after the war ended, everyone met up in the console room. John said: "looks like the women have the most points." Amy smirked and said: "us women teamed up and split up into three pairs. We knew exactly how to get you men at a disadvantage. That's the thing, you men didn't think to pair up." Jack said: "I have to know, which one of you women nailed me in the butt?" Amy smirked and said: "that would be me. Rule number one in a Nerf war: never let your guard down. Or you might wind up regretting it." Donna smirked and said: "oh yeah. Amy was the official leader of our team." Rose smirked and said: "Us women were an organized team. Thanks to Amy." John groaned and said: "that settles it. You women clearly think more cleverly than us men when it comes to a Nerf war. You women didn't even get hit by us men." Martha smirked and said: "that's because we stuck to the shadows and were careful. Also our partners had our backs covered." River smirked and said: "we also had the advantage of knowing our way around the TARDIS." John groaned and said: "you women clearly outwitted us men." Rose smirked and said: "yep. 10 to 0." They all looked at each other and burst out laughing. After a while they stopped laughing. Amy looked at John and smirked and said: "you should have seen Jack's reaction when I nailed him in the butt. He yelped and ran off."
