The new smile hero: Punchline

Chapter 4 Long Awaited Meeting

Yorokobi's Pov

UA Halls

'So I'm finally gonna meet dear old dad.' I thought to myself giggling a bit while walking through the halls towards the teacher meeting room. When Recovery Girl came to the fake city I was at and told me to go to the meeting room I was super excited because I knew what that meant. 'I can't wait to see the look on his face.' I thought, while holding in a laugh. While walking I text Itsuka to leave without me because this meeting would probably take a while. I also texted Mama that I am meeting my dad, she sent an audio file of her squealing in delight, she texted me saying she wants all the details when I get home. I looked around and noticed that I was approaching the meeting room. I only knew because I could hear people talking about the potential students for this year. I walked up to the door breathing in and out slowly and put on a smile. I knocked firmly and heard people quiet down, then I heard footsteps approaching the door. When the door opened I was greeted by the smiling face of Pro Hero Midnight. 'Bad thoughts be gone.' I told myself mentally while clearing my throat. "Ahem, I was told by Recovery Girl to head here for a meeting." I said with finger quotes. Midnight squealed then pulled me down into an embrace where my head was buried in the valley between her generous chest. 'I can die happy.' I thought to myself while I was actually struggling to take in air. "Midnight let him go, he can't breathe." said a tired and dry voice from inside the room, I recognized it immediately as the voice of my dad. Sadly before I could die between Midnight's breast she pulled away. "Oh don't worry Shota, he's fine. See." Midnight said while taking a step back for my dad to get a better look at me, he was taking in my appearance like he was checking off a list of things that are similar between the two of us and Mama. I noticed that I was about an inch shorter than he was. I finally smiled at him and to let him know we were definitely related I used my quirk on him. He started laughing immediately, kneeling on the floor. It was then I turned my quirk off. "Were related pops, notice how you couldn't use your quirk while under the effects of mine?" I asked while pulling out some eye drops. He was still catching his breath and everyone else in the room was giggling at his misfortune. "Well that is a remarkable quirk Young Fukukado." Said a squeaky voice. I looked up to the mouse bear dog thing that spoke. 'So this is principal Nezu. Why do I hear subtle boss music in the background?' I thought to myself while extending my hand out to the chimera. "I thought you were a build-a-bear till you spoke. Nice to meet you, Principal Nezu." I said sporting a big smile. Nezu grabbed my hand and shook it all while giggling at my joke. "Well it seems like you certainly have your mothers personality and love for jokes." He said, wearing a smile. "Hopefully you're in my class so we can make your dad's class look inferior." said a gruff voice. I turned to the speaker who was Vlad King, the blood hero. I giggled at the thought of being in his class making my dad feel inferior. "I'd consider it but I'm pretty sure dad wants to make up for lost time." I replied, laughing at my dad sighing behind me. "Hey little listener, I'm your new funcle. Uncle Zashi is what you can call me, in class you call me Mic sensei." Said the very excited voice of Present Mic who came up to me and gave me a quick hug. Before I could answer Midnight put in her two cents. "Hey if you're gonna be his uncle then I am going to be his aunt Nem!" She also wrapped me into a hug. "I'd be happy to have both of you as part of the family." I said with genuine joy. "Nooooo.. Yorokobi whyyyyy. I already deal with them enough here at work." Said the voice of my dad who sounded like he was filled with dread. I just laughed at his expense. "Oh yea are you gonna propose to Mama now?" I asked all while my new aunt and uncle went over to my dad telling him he has to. "You definitely are Emi's kid, and maybe, I don't know?" He answered tiredly. "You didn't say no, I see that as an absolute win."I told him with a smug tone. He responded with a long sigh. "Not to be rude pops, but I think Mama has a weird taste in men, considering your personality is drier than the sahara desert, and you look like a hobo high on a metric shit ton of caffeine." I say while holding back some giggle some of the other staff already started laughing at my dad's expense. " Your mom said hi Yorokobi. She said she wouldn't give me answers until I told you she said hi." He spoke as if he was drained. I chuckle and tell him Mama will answer his questions now. Soon the rest of the staff left, leaving the father and son to have a long chat. "How did you handle not growing up without a dad?" Pops asked with a voice filled with guilt. I take a second to think about my life without him from day one. "Honestly it was alright, Mama would tell stories about you and the type of person you are and hero you are. Though I didn't know what you looked like until a few months before today. The funny part is we met briefly when I was 6 years old, you just took down a thug and I was heading home from jiu jitsu practice." When I finished telling him all of that he facepalmed so hard that I started laughing. "I have a terrible headache from the news dropped onto me. You're gonna be a problem child I can tell, but I guess that means you're my problem child." He finishes pulling me into a hug. It felt a little surreal to finally get a hug from my pops, but I just felt really happy at that moment. "Awwwe look at you Shota connecting with your hunk of a son." the moment was interrupted by the sultry voice of my new aunt. "I thought you were now his honorary aunt now Nemuri? And didn't you and the others leave?" Pops asked in a protective and threatening tone. "I am but I am also still me, The R-rated hero Midnight. And as to why I am back I wanted to say bye to my new nephew" Aunt Midnight declared with flourish and finished with a sexy pose. She then walked over to me and gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek, leaving a lipstick mark on it. "I look forward to seeing my nephew in class." She said in a sing-song voice, giving me a wink. I stood motionless processing the fact that the R-rated Hero herself gave me a kiss on the cheek. After she left the room again I heard Pops sigh. "Well now that she's gone I want to tell you that I will be expecting a lot from you when classes start. I will try not to show favoritism towards you though that may prove difficult." he paused for a second trying to think of what to say. "I... I want to be a part of your life going forward so I am going to talk to Emi about you living with me for your coming years at this school." when I heard that I glomped him in another hug that he reciprocated immediately. "I was prepared for this so I have my bags packed at home also. You are gonna marry Mama." I told him he shook his head but I heard him chuckle. "I'll think about it, problem child, I'll think about it." He said exasperatedly. I pulled him away to arms length and looked him in the eyes. "I wasn't asking, I said You ARE gonna marry Mama. It wasn't a request, got it old man, and if you hurt her, father or not I will make you laugh to death." I finished my threat with a sweet closed eyed smile. I could tell he wasn't intimidated when I opened my eyes. In fact he looked more proud that I threatened him. "Good intimidation tactic that might and I do mean MIGHT work on a thug on the street but I heard it all. Don't worry I'll teach you how to be more intimidating in class." He said with a soft smile. I chuckled at that and then we started talking about what types of martial arts I took and what type of hero I wanted to be. "I want to be a hero that brings laughter, joy and peace of mind to civilians, and I want villains to be afraid of laughing ever again when they encounter me." I say with a confident smile. My dad shakes his head with a small chuckle. "You are definitely Emi's kid." He says with a fond smile. "Go home Yorokobi, you'll be moving in with me in a few weeks so I want you prepared. Is that understood?" He finished seriously. I just nod, not really afraid of him. "Also here this is my personal phone number. Call me if you want to talk about anything or if you need anything." He hands me a post-it note with numbers on it. I smile as I take it and tell him I'll see him later while exiting the room, I don't make it past the door frame before I turn around and hug him again while putting a piece of paper on his back that reads Grumpy Hobo. He doesn't notice so I struggle to hold in a laugh after I let go of him, I walk out the door and head for the exit giggling to myself. 'This is gonna be a fun school year.' I think to myself with a bright smile on my face.

Timeskip Next day

Aizawa POV

After the things that I found out about yesterday I need to call Emi to clarify a lot of stuff. I pull my phone out of my pocket and call Emi. It only rings twice before she answers. "Yesss, my future husband? What is it you desire from me? A nude pic, or do you want a more personal service?" She says in a sultry tone. I release a sigh to both *ahem* calm myself down, and out of exasperation. "Emi, you told me that It was a safe day that night. I specifically remember that you told me that, or did I somehow misinterpret what you had said?" I ask, sounding confused and a bit angry. "Oh it was a safe day alright... A day for your sperm to safely pass through my cervix into my womb and meet with my egg and create something magical. Life." She says while giggling at her own words. "You know if you didn't want to finish inside you could've, I don't know, pulled out." She says matter of factly. My eyebrow twitches in annoyance at that remark. "How could I do that when you LEG LOCKED ME?" I yell back at her. I hear her laughing on the other end and it further exasperates me. 'This is my life now.' I think to myself, feeling a myriad of emotions. "Oh Yeah.. haha... I did do that... pft... But I don't recall you complaining at that moment. Hmmm." She says in between laughs, and the fact that she's right annoys me more, that was super hot. 'NO stay focused Shota, you must stay focused!' I think to myself, stopping my thoughts from getting off course. "That's besides the point. Regardless of what else you were going to say, I have a proposal for you." I said trying to get to the real reason I called. "YES I WILL MARRY YOU!!!!" She screamed in pure joy. I face palmed and started to clarify. "NO, that's not what I meant, I meant that I would like for Yorokobi to live with me during his stay at UA. I want to help raise him, but I refuse to do it at your place, I want to be a father to him." I said in exasperation, I wasn't planning on marrying this woman. Yet. "Hmm ok, but I want to make something clear to you grumpy. If you expel him at all I will destroy every sleeping bag you have and make sure to take away your eye drops." Emi said in a serious voice that both made me terrified and for some reason aroused me, but then I finally acknowledged what she said. "You can't, I need my sleep. I need it, I swear I won't expel him." I practically begged not to lose the one thing I want, more than Nezu to not be my boss. "Okie dokie! I'll allow it plus he's already packed. He will be moving in with you when the semester starts." She told me. "Ok sounds reasonable." I say quickly state in understanding. "I'll talk to you later Mr. I don't get enough sleep. I got to teach as well. Bye bye future husband. Muah!" She said giggling as she hung up

"This year is gonna be the longest year ever." I said aloud to myself. 'Time to see who else should be in my class.'

(A/N Sorry it took so long to add a new chapter was focused on the new school semester and getting a job, anyway enjoy.