The new smile hero: Punchline

Chapter 6 First day of school

Yorokbi's POV

A few weeks after finding out what course Itsuka and I were going to be in I moved some of my stuff into my dads apartment which was a few blocks away from UA itself. He immediately taught me a valuable skill known as micro naps, and the skill of sleeping comfortably in a sleeping bag. "I will talk more about the sleeping bags later." "Yoro who the hell are you talking to about sleeping bags?" Pops asked me from the other room where he was signing forms for this next upcoming year. " The readers of course, they need to know what is going on. Since the author takes so long to post." I responded back to him. "Mama and I talked to them a few chapters back so she knows who I'm talking to." I add on and hear Pops sigh loudly. "Whatever, just don't infect me with that disease you and Emi have." he says tiredly. "No promises Pops." I said back to him. "Anyways. Tomorrow is the first day of UA. Are you prepared?" He asks me a bit more seriously. I pause for a second thinking about everything I've learned over the years. 'My jokes still aren't perfect, but my hand to hand combat is good along with my skills with bo jitsu and I am pretty efficient with my escrima sticks.' I finally respond to my Pops with a confident smile, not that he knows. "You bet your old hobo ass I am, Pops!" "NO SWEARING! But good, it would be Illogical if you were unprepared." Pop's response is as I expected so I start laughing.

Next Day Yorokobi's POV

After getting a good night's sleep I get up early and get dressed into my UA uniform. I walk outside of my room and look around the apartment and I don't spot my dad. I notice that there is a rice bowl with egg and a note next to it reading ;Went to campus early to nap and told Principal Nezu that I am going to take you and your classmates out to the training field. ~ Dad.; "Wow he actually got his lazy butt up early." After I finished reading the note I ate breakfast then brushed my teeth then started my walk to campus, I arrived on the school grounds 30 minutes later. I walk through the large gate and start heading in the direction of Class 1-A . I make it to my classroom and take note that there are already some others that have arrived. I recognised one of them as Mr Rules from the entrance exam. I don't recognise anyone else. "Hello, you were the contestant that called me out at the entrance exam for my disrespectful behavior towards another contestant, I thank you and will be in your care, I am Tenya Iida." Iida said roboticly and stiffly. "No problem I guess, just don't assume you know everything man." I say back to him doing a slight bow back to his perfect 90 degree bow. "Hello there I am Momo Yaoyarozo. Please take care of me." Said a beautiful girl with pure black hair. " Oh right, I never Introduced myself, I'm Yorokobi Fukukado ,but I prefer you call me Yoro. We're gonna be here for 3 years. We might as well be friends." I said with a bright close eyed smile. When I opened my eyes I noticed that Yaoyarozo had a slight blush on her face and Iida was still super stiff but had tears in his eyes. "You are correct Yorokobi and I admire you for that. You may call me Tenya if you wish." Tenya said stiffly while chopping his arm up and down. "You may call me Momo if you like." Momo said bashfully while smiling with a bit of pink on her cheeks. I noticed someone else in the corner near where Momo was sitting. He looked like a peppermint, or candy cane, one side of his hair was white and the other was red and on the left side of his face there was a scar around his eye. 'I didn't know Zuko was in MHA?' I thought to myself looking at not Zuko. After a while talking to Tenya and Momo more people started coming in. A girl with earphone jacks started talking to Momo, Tenya was going around introducing himself to anyone that came through the door. I was just relaxing waiting for my Pops to come in and torment people speaking of pops. I immediately pulled out the 10 page essay on the seriousness of being a hero. I see Itsuka walk in. I wave to her and she returns the wave with a smile. She sees my essay on my desk and pulls hers out and places it on her desk. "What's up carrot chan?" I ask, teasing her. "I don't know, what is up you wannabe joker?" she responds back. It was then before we could tease each other any more that Tenya butts into our convo. "Yorokobi there is no need to be rude to a fellow classmate, and you miss do not stoop down to that level!" Itsuka and I look at each other before laughing. "That's just how we greet each other, Tenya, we've known each other for 4 years by this point." I say to him, still giggling "Im Kendo Itsuka, and been this psycho's friend for 4 years like he said since a youth MMA tournament." Itsuka says with sarcasm. "Oh.. you two have a very Interesting friendship." Tenya responds. "I think they might be more than friends!" Mina says animatedly, Itsuka and I prepared for something like this and we trained our poker faces, we didn't want to draw a lot of attention for being in a relationship, I also noticed that when Mina suggested Itsuka and I being in a relationship Momo looked down trodden. Before a convo about relationships took place Tenya finally noticed mine and Itsuka's essays. "Yorokobi, Kendo, why do you have those papers?" He asked out loud, catching everyone's attention. Seeing an opportunity to make a prank I took it. "You guys didn't get the email stating that every hero course student had to write a 10 page essay on the seriousness of being a hero." Pretending to sound shocked. Itsuka knew what I was doing and joined me. "Wow and here I thought I have more classmates than just you Yoro." she said, sounding exasperated. Tenya was white as snow and rushed to his seat and started writing, same thing with Momo and a few others, hell even Knock off Zuko started writing. Itsuka and I shared a glance and smiled for a second, the silence was interrupted by Tenya telling that jerk from the entrance exam to take his feet off the desk. Both got into a minor argument before the door opened and In walked protagonist-san. After Protagonist- san came in a girl who will be potential love interest-chan walked in and started praising him, as that was happening I noticed a yellow sleeping bag start crawling towards the door before stopping right in front of the door and the two people talking. I made eye contact with my Pops and I had the same shit eating grin, before he went back to being stoic then calling out the two lovebirds. "If you're here to make friends, leave. I am Shota Aizawa. I'll be your home room teacher for the foreseeable future" He said, sounding dead and tired as ever. Then he gazed around the class and spoke. "I noticed that not everyone has their essays." What surprised me was when the protagonist-san pulled out his essay, I was surprised because that was a joke. "Also you have been deceived, Yoro, Kendo tell them." Pops said, still laying on the ground in his sleeping bag. " Kendo and I started laughing. "Sorry guys but the essay was assigned to me and Kendo specifically." I said laughing. "But why are you two the only ones who were assigned this assignment?" Tenya asked as if he was offended at not having an assignment. "Because My son and his best friend decided to laugh at my expense, though I will collect what you have written and add a few points to each of your grades based on what you have." Pops said before getting out of his sleeping bag and standing tall then pulling out a gym uniform and tossing it to the closest person. "Put these on and meet me at the outdoor training field. Be quick about it." Pops ordered dryly.

Later

"So Fukukadobro is that scary looking hobo really your dad." Asked Ejiro Kirishima, his question caught the attention of everyone else in the changing room . "Yup, also I'd get dressed fast my Pop's hates tardiness. He also expelled his entire class last year because they had and I quote no potential. So get to it." With that being said everyone started getting dressed just a bit faster, though I already finished getting dressed and went to the training field. I was the first person there beside pops, a few seconds later Itsuka joined me. "Yoro, I just barely found out you were my son. I hope that by the end of the year there will be no grandchildren, is that understood." Pops said sternly while looking at both me and Itsuka. Both of us were blushing bright red. "How did you know we were in a relationship? We haven't even gone on a date yet." I asked my dad "Emi told me that you two are together." Pops said with a sly grin, before Ituska or I could question him our classmates started arriving. "Alright today we will be doing a quirk assessment to see where everyone stands." Pops said dryly to the class. "But what about Orientation?" asked Potential love interest-chan. "Irrelevant, here at UA we teachers are allowed to teach in any way we see fit and this is my way. Bakugo you got first place in the entrance exam, what was your furthest ball throw?" Pops asked. "Heh about 70 meters." The Now named Bakugo said casually. "Hm. Now do it using your quirk but do not leave the circle." Pops said dryly.