Michael Jordan: I just feel at this time that I've reached the pinnacle of my basketball career and I must retire. The good thing that comes out of this is that my father had the opportunity to see me play my last basketball game.
Reporter: What are gonna do now?
Michael Jordan: Well, I've never really told anybody this, except for one person and uh, but I think I'm going to play professional baseball.
Reporter #2: What position will you play?
Michael Jordan: I don't know as a kid, I was a pitcher, I think I'd be kinda hard for me to pitch, I think I'm gonna play in the outfield.
[As Michael continues talking, the camera zooms up panning up to the night sky.]
[The camera zooms up the sky, panning past the moon and into space. The camera pans past the sign which says "Amusement Park". There is a planet that says "Moron Mountain". It is an alien theme park where the aliens go to, the park had a lot of rides and it had an alien head as an entrance. We see the ride with a robot alien zapping ships around it. It continues zapping until it got on target and the ship flies and then it lands on the parking lot and the two aliens are unharmed, but the kid is not happy with his dad.]
Alien Kid: [Bored] Let's get out of here Dad. This stinks. Don't bring me here anymore all right? Don't bring me here anymore, all right?
[Then the alien kid is being monitored by a green dog-like alien. He is short, obese and wears a magenta business suit and a pink shirt, this is Mr. Swackhammer, the owner of Moron Mountain and his minions are small insectoid aliens called the Nerdlucks who wear bowties.]
Mr. Swackhammer: [To the Nerdlucks after angrily turning off the TV screens] Are you listening?
[These are the five Nerdlucks. Pound is the orange overweight one, Bang is the green scrawny one, Bupkus is the purple stocky one, Blanko is the tall slender blue one, and Nawt is the red short one they came over to Swackhammer as he continues to lecture.]
Mr. Swackhammer: Did you hear him? Did you hear him? That little brat is right. I told you if I told you once. I've told a thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand times! [Camera panning to his face] We need new attractions!
Nerdlucks: Right!
Mr. Swackhammer: New ones!
Nawt: [Nodding his head] Uh-huh.
Mr. Swackhammer: Get it?
Nawt: Big shiny new things. Yeah. [Filing Swackhammer's finger nails.]
Bang: [Cleaning Swackhammer's sandals while Bupkus licks his sandals] Absolutely, sir.
Mr. Swackhammer: [Lighting his lighter] Look at me. Look at me and listen. [Burning Pound's butt with his lighter and Pound screams in pain, then he jumped off the desk] The customer is always right!
Nerdlucks: Right!
Mr. Swackhammer: The customer is always right. [Lighting his cigar and smokes]
Nerdlucks: Yeah! Exactly!
Mr. Swackhammer: [Smiling and drooling] Always! [Green drool lands on Blanko]
Blanko [Disgusted] Eww!
Nerdlucks: Right!
Mr. Swackhammer: [Gets up from his chair] Okay, we need something. [Hits Nawt and Bupkus]
Bupkus: Oh, my bad!
Mr. Swackhammer: We need something... [Hits Pound and Blanko which causes them to yelp] Nutty!
Nawt: Nutty?
Mr. Swackhammer: [Sits on the remote control and turns back on the TV screens] Something wacky.
Nawt: Hmm, wacky.
Mr. Swackhammer: We need something, something, something, we need something...
Bupkus: Looney? [Covered his mouth] Oops!
Nawt: [Pointing the TV screens] Looney. Thank you.
Mr. Swackhammer: [Surprised] Looney? [Turns around and noticed the TV screens on]
[He sees the Looney Tunes on the TV screens which gave him the idea]
Mr. Swackhammer: [Smiling excitedly] Yes. Looney! Yes! Now you're talking! Looney! Looney! That's it! That's the word I was looking for! [Bupkus looks up at him smiling and giggling excitedly] Looney. Get the Looney Tunes!
Bupkus: [Jumping up Happily] Looney Tunes!
Mr. Swackhammer: Bring them here!
Blanko: Sir, just noticing, sir. They're from Earth, what if they can't come?
Mr. Swackhammer: [Glaring] What did you say? What if they can't come? [Grabs Blanko by the neck, choking him and smiled evilly] Make 'em!
Blanko: [Strained voice] Cool.
Mr. Swackhammer: Make 'em! [Laughing evilly] Looney!
Bupkus: We're gonna get them. Yeah, all right!
[The camera zooms away from Moron Mountain]
