Michael Jordan: Look, I wanna help, but I haven't play basketball in a long time. My timing's all off.
Bugs Bunny: Eh, we'll fix your timing. Look at our facilities.
Daffy Duck: We got hoops! [Holding onto the hoop as it breaks as he falls to the ground]
Elmer Fudd: We got weights! [Taz is lifting weights, then it toppled on two gophers]
Sylvester: We got balls! [Opens the locker and the balls pour out] Whoa!
Michael Jordan: You sure do, this place is a mess.
Daffy Duck: Mess? You're worried about a little mess? There's nothing a little spit shine wouldn't fix. [Shouting] Spit shine!
Sylvester: [Shouting] Spit shine!
[The Tunes except Serena, Sally, Amy, Cream, Marine, Blaze and Whisper start spitting all over the gym floor as Michael gets disgusted. Then Taz picks up two mops and starts spinning around with them, wiping up the place. The entire gym is clean and Taz stops.]
Tasmanian Devil: Lemony fresh.
Michael Jordan: You guys are nuts.
Porky Pig: Correction, we're the Looney Tunes.
Daffy Duck: [Lifting his butt up, showing the Warner Bros. logo on it] And as such exclusive property and trademark of Warner Bros. Inc. [Kisses the logo]
[Suddenly, they hear a rumbling noise]
Whisper: Guys, what was that?
Serena: I don't know, Whisper.
Sally: (in mind) Oh no.....
[They all turn to the doors all round and then the Monstars come in Nawt comes in with a snarl, Pound comes in with a thundering roar and Bupkus and Bang break down the doors]
Bupkus: I'm here!
Blanko: [Opens the doors and comes in] Me too [Hits his head against the hoop glass and holds his face] That hurt.
[The Monstars approach Michael and the Tunes growling and snarling as Michael looks at them]
Michael Jordan: Who are these guys?
Bugs Bunny: Well, uh, remember the tiny aliens I told you about?
Amy: (hides Cream, scared look) They're Monstars.
Michael Jordan: [Understands] Oh.
Pound: [To Michael] You've heard of the dream team? Well, we're the mean team, wussy man.
Bupkus: Wussy man.
Sally: (glared at the insult)
Michael Jordan: Wussy man?
Nawt: [Jumps on Pound's shoulder] We're the Monstars, M O N... Uh. [Pound smiles at Nawt, then he turned to face Michael]
Pound: [Challenging Michael] Let's see what you got, chump. [Tosses him a basketball]
Michael Jordan: [matter-of-factly] I don't play basketball anymore. [Tosses the ball back to a miffed Pound and Bupkus steps in]
Bupkus: [mocking Michael] I don't play basketball anymore. [Laughing with Pound and Nawt then Bang stepped in]
Bang: [Smiling and shrugging] Maybe you're chicken. [Clucking and flapping his arms like a chicken]
Sally: Alright, that's enough!
Foghorn Leghorn: [Offended] I say I resemble that remark.
Michael Jordan: You called me chicken?
Pound: [Pointing at Michael] Hey! Come here!
[Pound grabs Michael then he scrunches him into a basketball while chuckling meanly]
Pound: [To Nawt] Here ya go, take him! [Tosses Michael to Nawt]
Nawt: [Catching Michael and dribbling him faster] Watch the footwork! Can you believe it?
[Nawt shoots Michael and he goes above the Toons burning their heads. It hits Sally's head causing her to fall off in the ground.]
Bang: [Catching Michael] Get out of the way! [Slam dunks Michael and the glass broke from the hoop]
[Michael goes down as he dribbled and moaned in pain as the Toons look at him with worry.]
Pound: [Mockingly to the Tunes] Hey, everybody, look at your hero now! [Snickering with his pals]
Sally felt someone helping her up. She looks up to see Wile helping her up.
Sally: (blushed) T-thanks, Wile.
Wile: (felt cheeks heating up) A-anytime, Sal.
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Serena smiled at a romantic moment.
[Michael unrolled back to his normal shape, the tunes approach Michael looking at him with pity and the Monstars snicker at him looking at him meanly]
Michael Jordan: [Dusting himself] You guys are making a big mistake.
Bang: [Pointing at Michael] You're all washed up, Baldy!
Michael Jordan: [Offended] Baldy?
Tweety Bird: [Angrily flying up to Bang's face] He is not washed up!
Cream: (flies up with her flying ears) Yeah, Mr. Michael's the greatest ever!
Bang: [Annoyed] Zip it! [Flicked Tweety like a bug and punched poor Cream]
[Tweety and Cream hits the wall, they slides down and moans in pain as Michael picks Tweety up in his hand while Amy picks Cream up.]
Tweety: My poor wittle cwanuim.
Michael Jordan: [Concerned] Are you okay?
Blanko: [Concerned pushing Bang and Bupkus aside] Yeah, are you okay? [Leaning in to camera]
Bang and Bupkus: [Pulling Blanko Angrily] Hey! [Glaring at him for being friendly]
Blanko: Whoops.
Cream: [Teary eyed] You're not scared of them, are you, Mr. Michael?
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[Michael looks at Tweety and Cream and thinks for a moment. The Monstars look at Michael smiling and chuckling evilly. The Tunes get nervous waiting for Michael's answer, Michael stands up and he looks at them he made up his mind.]
