[In a tunnel, Michael is being dragged further down into the tunnel as his screams echo through the tunnel. His lips flap as he sees the Warner Bros. Pictures logo ahead, he went through it. He is in Looney Tune Land. He flies down from the sky and into their town. He crashes down onto the ground. Sam is roping up his rope, Michael sits up all dizzy, with flying golf balls around his head. He sees Bugs Bunny in front of him.]
Bugs Bunny: Oh, uh, look out for the first step, doc, it's a real lulu.
Michael Jordan: Bugs Bunny?
Bugs Bunny: Eh, you were expecting maybe the Easter Bunny?
Michael Jordan: You're a cartoon, you're not real.
Bugs Bunny: Not real, eh? If I weren't real, could I do this?
(Bugs kisses Michael Jordan's lips, grossing Blaze (who covers Marine's eyes), Serena, Whisper, Sally and Amy (who covers Cream's eyes) out)
Serena: (looking away) Oh boy.
[Michael wipes his mouth, disgusted, then the other Tunes show up.]
Elmer Fudd: Oh, look; is that Michael?
Sylvester: [Comes out from a manhole cover, rejoicing] It's Michael!
Granny: It's Air Jordan!
Tasmanian Devil: [Bursts from the mailbox] Basketball!
Tweety Bird: [Sees Michael down below from his nest in a tree] Ooh, I tawt I taw... [As he flies down from his nest] I *did*; I did see Michael Jordan!
[All of the tunes gather around Michael as he looks at them.]
Porky Pig: [Pulling out a pencil and autograph book] Eh, pardon me, Mr. Jordan. Eh, could I have your auto...your John Hancock, please?
Daffy Duck: [Shows up wearing a doctor's uniform] Back off! Let the doctor take a look.
[He pulls the lever and Michael is lifted in the air as he sits on the chair. He looks down and sees the toons.]
Daffy Duck: Whoops. A little high.
Michael Jordan: [Shaking his head] No.
Daffy Duck: Going down. [Pulls the lever]
Michael Jordan: [Closing his eyes and yelling] No!
[He lands to the ground unharmed. The tunes claps and hold up number signs giving him points.]
Daffy Duck: So, what do you say we go for a little spin? [He spins Michael around then stops the chair and looks in his ear with an otoscope] Hmm. Now let's what we got inside here.
Marine: [Waving] Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
Daffy Duck: [Puts a thermometer in Michael's mouth] Say "Ahh"! [The thermometer swells and it explodes then Daffy stamps an "A-OK sign on Michael's forehead] All right, he's OK!
Michael Jordan: [expressionlessly] What's going on here?
Amy: Oh, yeah, (chuckles nervously) That's a excellent question.
Bugs Bunny: [Jumps on Michael's lap] Why, Michael, I thought you'd never ask. You see these aliens come from outer space, and they wanna make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care they're little. So we challenged them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little. They're huge! We need to beat these guys. [Imaging himself being chained up and being forced to perform on stage] 'Cause they're talking about slavery! Then they'll make us do stand-up comedy, the same jokes every night for all eternity. We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is... [Shouting] WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!
Michael Jordan: Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now.
Bugs Bunny: [Sarcastically, pulls out a rabbit skull] Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor. [Tosses the skull away]
Blaze: (looks at her friends with a weird look)
[Meanwhile, back in the real world, Stan is staring down the golf hole where Michael disappeared through.]
Stan Podolak: Mike? Michael? It's Stan. Stan Podolak. Uh look, I-I need you to come out now, okay? Because you got a baseball game tomorrow. And I'd look pretty stupid if you don't show up.
[As Stan looks in the golf hole, Bill and Larry leave the golf course.]
Larry Bird: You think Michael's all right? Boy, I hate to leave him like this.
Bill Murray: Aw, I'm sure he's fine. I think he had to get away from that Stan character.
Larry Bird: Oh, god he's pathetic, isn't he?
Bill Murray: Yeah. Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos back there. We weren't in any kind of emotional state to putt.
Larry Bird: I think that's fair.
[Bill and Larry put their golf clubs in the trunk and they get in their golf cart and drive away.]
Bill Murray: Now, if Mike is gone, the NBA is gonna need some new people. There's room at the top. An exciting kinda guy who could maybe even perform at halftime. Now, are you still tight with David Stern? I mean a phone call from you...
