[Back in the real world, Michael is golfing with Stan, Larry Bird, and Bill Murray.]
Bill Murray: [Sighs talking to the golf ball] 175 yards, OK little fella. You my friend? Or are you my enemy? You are my friend, right? You are my ally. You are my associate, my personal assistant. You are my weapon. You are leaving. [Hits the golf ball]
Michael Jordan: Oh. Great shot.
Stan Podolak: [Clapping] Mmm. Nice shot, Mr. Murray.
[Bill's ball lands far from the hole. He is still hanging his golf club above his head.]
Michael Jordan: You can stop posing now. [Chuckling softly] Good try.
Larry Bird: Not bad. Not bad. [Walks in next]
Bill Murray: [Walking up to Michael] Something for you to shoot at.
Michael Jordan: Hit it good Larry.
Larry Bird: Do my best.
Michael Jordan: [To Bill] It was a good shot.
Bill Murray: Yeah I know Mike, I gotta ask you something. The NBA has to face reality. What's happening to these players is serious. They're gonna need some new players with talent, guys who are skilled but never really thought about a professional career before. [Thinks for a moment] You think I got a shot? [Michael shook his head] Come on, really?
Michael Jordan: No.
Bill Murray: Don't kid me.
Michael Jordan: Listen, it's a man's game, and you can't play.
Bill Murray: What if I tried really hard?
Larry Bird: Can you keep it down? I'm trying to hit the ball.
Bill Murray: it's because I'm white isn't it?
Michael Jordan: No. Larry's white. So what?
Bill Murray: Larry's not white, Larry's clear. [Larry hits the ball] You got it, Larry!
Michael Jordan: Get inside this ball.
[Larry's ball lands near the hole, it almost went in the hold]
Stan Podolak: [Impressed] Whoa.
Larry Bird: You clowns can't beat that. It's the best shot I ever hit.
Michael Jordan: You haven't been playing long.
Larry Bird: It's a hall of fame shot.
Stan Podolak: Real nice shot, Mr. Bird.
Larry Bird: Larry. please.
Stan Podolak: Nice shot Mr. Larry.
Bill Murray: Nice shot Larry.
Stan Podolak: [To Michael] You can't do this. Don't be nervous. Don't be nervous. You can do this.
Bill Murray: Larry, you feel that the NBA has to face reality, don't ya? It's just gotta start looking for some more dominant players in places they've never looked before.
Stan Podolak: [Continuing] Just look at the ball. Visualize the shot where you want it to go.
Michael Jordan: [Takes the golf ball and pin] Right, right, right.
Stan Podolak: Be the ball. Be the ball.
Michael Jordan: [Annoyed] Get off the tee.
Stan Podolak: All right.
Larry Bird: You can't jump
Bill Murray: I.. Yeah go on.
Michael Jordan: Close to the pin?
Bill Murray: Close to the pin, for dinner?
Larry Bird: Sounds good.
Bill Murray: I'll go close to the pin.
Larry Bird: I'll take some of that.
[Michael looks at the ball, swings the club, and hits it in the air.]
Bill Murray: That's not bad,. Good shot.
Michael Jordan: Get down! [Looks on as the ball goes down] Look at that. Look at that spin.
[The ball lands on the ground, under the ground Bugs is under the ground using a magnet to lure the ball into the hole. Michael and his friends see the ball moving around.]
Michael Jordan: Come on.
Bill Murray: It is alive!
[The ball lands inside the hole. Michael yelled in excitement, Larry, Bill, and Stan cheer for him.]
Michael Jordan: Yes! My first hole in one! Yes! [Gives Bill and Larry high fives]
[They all chuckle as they go to see the hole to get the ball.]
Bill Murray: Oh.
Larry Bird: Don't say this.
Stan Podolak: Never seen one of these before.
Michael Jordan: [Takes the flag pole] Larry, nothing but the bottom of the cup.
Bill Murray: That's his ball too.
Michael Jordan: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my ball sorry.
Stan Podolak: Wait, wait, wait. Let me get a picture of this.
Michael Jordan: You guys are jealous.
Stan Podolak: All right. Here we go. Now you're gonna smile. You reach in, you reach in for the ball, and then you smile, OK?
Michael Jordan: Yes. [Leaning in and reaching in for the ball]
Stan Podolak: And you think, "This is good."
Michael Jordan: Just take the picture!
Stan Podolak: All right. OK.
[Michael puts his hand in the golf hole and smiles for the camera. Before Stan could take a picture, a rope appears from the hole and grabs Michael's wrist, it pulls him down the hole, making him lose his hat and one of his shoes. Stan, Bill, and Larry get confused, Stan looks from the hole and to the camera.]
Bill Murray: What kind of camera is that?
Stan Podolak: It's just a--
Bill Murray: [Grabbing the camera] Would you not point that at me, please? And close the lens caps! [Tosses the camera away]
Stan Podolak: I didn't do anything! I just took--
Larry Bird: Where'd he go?
