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𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹, Kai, Evie, Fiona, and Steve walked into the Gallagher house.
"I think the kids are asleep, so night guys." Kai whispered
He and Evie got ready to head upstairs when the light was turned on. There was Frank sitting on the new washer.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" Frank asked
Kai rolled his eyes before grabbing Evie's hand and walking upstairs. About ten minutes later, the two made their way downstairs when they heard Frank making a lot of noise. Now they were cuddled up on one of the arm chairs, smoking a joint with the new couple and Frank.
"It's not a case of whether or not I agree, it's a fact. If I were a single parent, we'd be on..." Frank started
Steve cut Frank off, pointing out what was wrong with what he was saying.
"Aren't you a single parent?" Steve asked
"Yeah, but if I had tits..." Kai and Fiona began, in unison
"Yeah, but if I had tits, Steve, they would double the money." Frank explained
He waved his hands around for emphasis.
"If you're a guy, they don't want to fucking hear it." Frank said
"I get it, Frank, so it's, 'Prove you're looking for work'..." Steve began
"Oh, he's on disability." Fiona stated
"Yeah? For what?" Steve asked
"A tragedy, really. I gave my life to that company." Frank said, pretending to care
"Fuck off, Frank." Kai said
He chuckled, holding his hand out for the cig Fiona just rolled.
"You worked there for a week." Kai said
"What happened?" Steve asked, curiously
"Uh..." Frank began
He was trying to remember what had happened through his drunk as fuck mind.
