Who Fell First? (YEAR 2) [Male Reader x Wednesday Addams]

He's A Fake...

As they walked into the class, Y/N and Wednesday sat next to each other and talked over unsolved cases such as Jack the Ripper.

"Do you think it was just one man or..."

"Possibly, though the likelihood leans more towards two men, if not then one person who is extremely agile, capable of making their way across great distances in short time and still being able to kill another person before fleeing the scene." Y/N said.

"Of all the people to get as our Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, we get this stupid git." Ron complained as the door to the teachers office opened and Lockhart walked out.

"Let me introduce you to your new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher...me." Lockhart said, putting on his photo smile and walking down the stairs with a load of papers in his hands, he walked through the class handing out the papers, Y/N went through the questions and found that they were all about Lockhart. He raised his hand. "Yes m'boy."

"All of these questions are about you." 

"Yes." Lockhart said as Y/N looked at him.

"Not a single scratch, nervous tick of sign of fear on his face apart from a small surgical scar on his hairline, surely he must have been hurt once on all of these travels, unless he's lying. Someone who's spent their life doing the things he claims doesn't waste time on whitening their teeth, they're make do and mend, it's pure habit, for Lockhart it's an obsession." Y/N thought to himself as he analysed the teacher. "Faint scarring around the hairline...he's had his hair transplanted."

Y/N nodded and gave an almost sarcastic sounding response.

"Right." Y/N said, drawing it out.

Y/N didn't even bother with the test, writing his name on it and simply remembering one of Bella's lessons mentally.

"Now! It is my job to arm you against the foulest creatures known to wizardkind. You may find yourselves facing your worst fears in this room. Know only that no harm can befall you whilst I am here. I must ask you not to scream. It might provoke them!"

Lockhart pulled the cover off of the cage on his desk to reveal the deadly, horrifying, monstrous... Cornish Pixies?

"Cornish Pixies?" Y/N and Seamus scoffed.

"Freshly caught Cornish pixies." Lockhart said as if it made a huge difference. The class let out a small laugh. "Laugh if you will, Mr Finnegan, but pixies can be devilishly tricky little blighters. Let's see what you make of them. Hyah! Go!"

Lockhart opened the cage and the pixies flew out of the cage and began to wreak havoc on the class, most of the students fled from the class leaving the golden quintet to fend off the pixies.

"Come on now, round them up, round them up, they're only pixies!" Lockhart said.

"You haven't told the rest of the class the spell to round them up you blithering idiot!" Y/N shouted to Lockhart. He saw Neville being lifted into the air by his ears and hung on the chandelier by his robes. Y/N turned to Wednesday and saw a Pixie pulling her hair. "Hold still!"

Y/N swatted the pixie off of Wednesday who pushed Y/N's head down so that he was ducking and she jabbed a pixie with one of her books, as Y/N stood up he looked to Wednesday who smirked.

"Thank you." Y/N said as he looked over to Lockhart and saw him trying to cast a spell only for a pixie to steal his wand, the pixie with the wand destroyed the chains keeping the dragon skeleton suspended from the ceiling, as the skeleton crashed to the floor one of the rib bones fell onto and through Y/N's right leg.

Lockhart ran to his office and leaned over the stair railing.

"I'll ask you four to just nip the rest of them back into their cage." Lockhart said as he shut himself in his office and locked the door.

"What do we do now!" Ron asked as Hermione smacked the pixie that had dropped the skeleton on Y/N, she put the book down and drew her wand.

"Immobulus!" Hermione, Y/N, and Wednesday shouted, a blue wave went through the room and suspended all of the pixies in the air like they were in slow motion.

Y/N was quick to climb to his feet with Harry and Ron heading off to their next lesson, not wanting to get roped into anything.

Hermione, and Wednesday however followed Y/N up to the office.

"Are they go-?"

"Yes they're gone. Let me make one thing clear here and now. I know you're a fraud, I know you've been lying about the things you've done, anyone who's done half the things you claim you have, wouldn't have scurried off like that. Second, I have enough evidence to expose you as the fraud. Thirdly, you're now going to write out a note allowing me to teach, Hermione Granger, Wednesday Addams, and Enola Holmes in private lessons. I will be taking over teaching them Defence Against the Dark Arts."

"How would you be able to teach them-" 

"I've been learning from my mother, Bellatrix Black Lestrange-Holmes. I could easily beat you in a duel to prove it if you'd like?" Y/N responded coldly.

"I'll...I'll take your word for it." Lockhart cowered at the sight of the furious boy in front of him, he wrote out the note for Y/N and handed it to him, with Y/N inspecting it.

"Right, you will mark us down as present in your lessons. Understand?" Y/N asked coldly as Lockhart nodded. "Good. And if you set one toe out of line, I will expose you to the world for the liar that you are."

"No, I...I promise, I won't step out of line." Lockhart said Pathetically as Y/N glared at him.

"Bumbling idiot." Y/N remarked as he left with both girls. He set off to find Enola and give her the news...