Time for a fanfic rant!
Get comfy. This might take a while.
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"I blushed" "He blushed" "I blushed" honey that much blushing isn't healthy get checked.
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*little virgin mary of a girl, never had s*x, meets bad boy, turns him good*
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Parents somehow never exist
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Girl gets bullied at school, cast as Megan Fox
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"his orbs"
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*famous band member saves MC from death, has s*x two seconds after they meet*
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"hey mom I'm only twelve but can I go on tour with Justin bieber"
"lol kk"
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*me and my four best friends meet one direction*
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*starts off novel*
"Hi my name is ___."
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"Only read if 18+!!
Author is eleven.
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"He kissed me and then we were on the bed...
lol you know what happens next I'm only ten xD"
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*sings in shower*
*justin bieber hears*
"Wow you're really good you should open up for me on tour"
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"He ripped off all my clothes in one swift motion."
Are your clothes made out of paper.
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MC has s*x every other chapter, somehow never gets pregnant.
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Periods don't exist. Neither do bathroom breaks.
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Lives in U.K, uses dollars
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"I kissed him when we woke up"
Ew no go brush your teeth morning breath is nasty.
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Popular bad boy falls for sweet shy girl
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Wen the riting looks lyk dis
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Emojis in stories.
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Girl gets one makeover, goes from ugly Betty to Megan Fox
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"I'm so poor my family lives in a tiny shoebox apartment"
*has an iPhone*
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Famous singer quits career to be with MC
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Somehow school grades don't matter to high school students in books
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*smart girl has to tutor hot guy*
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"Ugh I'm the ugliest fattest girl in my school"
*looks like a Victoria's Secret model*
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*has one sip of beer*
*is drunk as hell*
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Friends: "no he's such a bad guy don't date him!"
MC: "lol Imma date him anyways."
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*runs a hate blog for famous person*
*famous person falls in love with them*
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"Adopted by *insert famous person here*"
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"Even though this bad boy murdered my family, kidnapped me, and beat me up I still love him."
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*boy kidnaps girl*
*girl falls in love with him*
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"He smirked"
"I smirked"
"She smirked"
Stop smirking omg
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*girl has broken past*
*boy helps her*
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"I know he's a bad person but I can change him"
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*Harry Potter fanfic*
"I started using my iPhone"
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*justin bieber walks by*
"Hm idk who that is. why are there a bunch of girls chasing him."
Um excuse me have you been living under a rock.
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I wore *polyvore link* and I did my hair like *polyvore link* my shoes looked like *polyvore link*
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Skips school, never gets caught
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Shy girl sasses popular hot guy
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*is an amazing artist*
*boy compliments her*
"No I suck lol"
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Only clothes that exist are oversized hoodies and leggings.
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Only wears messy buns
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"I'm not like other girls"
*drinks Starbucks, has a gold iPhone*
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*wears glasses*
"People make fun of me because I'm such a nerd."
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"I'm such a gamer girl!"
*plays the Sims*
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*he roared*
Well I knew you said that you were an animal in bed but damn
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"I put on natural makeup, caking my face with concealer, foundation, purple eyeshadow, Mac dark red lipstick, and fake eyelashes*
So natural much wow. My eyelids are also naturally purple.
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*lives in England*
"I go to Tim Hortons all the time lol"
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*lives alone*
*is fourteen years old*
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Just...
No.
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My Random Thoughts
RandomThis is kinda my rant book. I don't have a clever description. So yeah.
