#stopterriblefanfics2015
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"He rubbed soothing circles on my back"
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*gets pregnant*
*has child in next chapter*
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*character gets shot protecting love interest*
*is perfectly fine*
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Nobody ever has a job?? How do you pay your bills.
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"Listen to this YouTube audio link while reading!"
No.
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*actually good fanfic*
*never updates*
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"Yep" he said, popping the "p"
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Mean girl is always a skinny blonde cheerleader.
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"y/n"
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"I'm not like any average girl." I said, while putting my Toms on, my beanie, grabbing my Starbucks drink and my iPhone 6
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All the teachers are a**holes?
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Over-protective brothers everywhere
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Hot guy moves next door, climbs through girls window 24/7
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Girl is shocked that she fell in love with her hot best friend?
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*girl plays piano and sings*
*boy* "wow you're really good."
*girl* "thanks I haven't sang since my mom died."
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Girl hates swearing
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*boy gives girl a Tiffany charm bracelet complete with huge necklace and diamond earrings*
Do you work for the mafia you're a teenage boy calm yourself.
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Every single guy is on a football/soccer team and has an eight pack
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Stockholm syndrome
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There is ALWAYS a huge house party somewhere in the fanfic
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"I'm so self conscious about my body and people bully me for it even though I'm an underwear model"
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Mothers always smoke
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Someone always has cancer
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He lifted me up in his arm, did a backflip, tore off both of our clothes, put out a house fire, and finished high school.
Without breaking the kiss.
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*famous singer quits career to go back to high school*
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Even though I was in a concert with over a thousand people I knew that the lead singer was watching me.
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"I felt his eyes on me*
No you didn't.
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"I ran a hand through my perfectly curled ombré coloured hair, reading tweets about how ugly I was. Even though I look like Megan Fox and Channing Tatums love child."
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"He bit my lip playfully."
Is your boyfriend a vampire.
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I went to the club for drinking a lot of alcohol even though I'm sixteen.
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There is a ton of domestic violence in girls home but neighbours never call social service.
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*glorifies self harm*
That's not freaking acceptable.
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#StopTerribleFanfics2015
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