Here's a chapter that I both completely half-assed and just decided to make on the spot. Enjoy.
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The I.M.P. workers were in the Hell supermarket buying ammo as well as stuff for Noir for his forging. Linc walked by some Walkie-Talkies and a thought came to his head.
Linc: What if the person who named Walkie-Talkies, named everything?
Blitzo: Pregnancy tests would be Maybe Babies.
Loona: Socks would be Feetie Heaties.
Millie: Forks would be Stabby Grabbies.
Blitzo: Defibrillators would be Heartie Starties.
Loona: Nightmares would be Dreamy Screamies.
Millie: Stamps would be Lickie Stickies.
Moxxie: (rubbing his temples) None of you should be allowed to name things.
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Loona and Linc are playing a board game they found while waiting for their parents to get back.
Linc: "Hearing things, the lip reading game. From Hallbro."
Loona puts on the earmuffs and Linc draws a card.
Linc: "Everybody needs to calm down."
Loona: "Everybody likes to f**k now!"
Linc: *laughing*
Loona: *her turn* "Bread pudding is the best bread thing."
Linc: "Bright D**k is my favorite thing."
Loona just lost her shit hearing that being said.
Linc: "the baby fell asleep this morning."
Loona: "The baby f**ked something!"
Linc just laughed.
Loona: "The teacher drew a square."
Linc: "This is where you die!"
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During a borning day. The I.M.P. were having lunch.
Mayberry: I haven't been in hell long, are there any laws broken here in Hell?
Moxxie: To be honest, nothing comes to mind.
Blitzo: This is Hell, after all. All's fair!
Millie: You can get away with pretty much anything.
Linc: What about what happened on 10th Street?
Loona: (covers Linc's mouth) We don't talk about what happened on 10th Street.
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It was a Tuesday and Linc was watching the news while Mayberry and Loona were.
Lincoln: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
The door was suddenly kicked and Blitzo walks in covered with ink, with Moxxie and Millie following after him.
Blitzo: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Millie: This is why I didn't want to take you to the aquarium.
Moxxie: We didn't take him. He followed us!
*****
Loona was watching a video online until Moxxie walked in holding a pack of rice cakes.
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