Dreem SMP

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A/N: Time to get interesting! *yeets into a portal*

Meanwhile...

Carla: Shu, have you seen Stream and Valt?

Shu: No?

Carla: Jeez, they need to stop... people are starting to get suspicious.

Shu: And when you mean "people", you mean yourself.

Carla: You a mind reader?

Shu: *chuckle*

Stream: *walking in with Valt* I KNEW IT! I KNEW he wasn't gonna stay in there for long without dying!

Carla: Hey! What were you guys talking about?

Stream: NOTHING!

Valt: Oh we were just watching dsmp lore-

Stream: *clamps Valt's mouth* You... heard... nothing.

Carla: Sure I did...

A/N: *bursts in out of thin air* AYO IT'S MEEE!

(Pun intended)

Stream: What now...

A/N: *smirk* You are gonna like this one... *flicks finger and the entirety of dsmp teleported there* HAVE FUN!!! *bursts back out*

Tommy: *has his mouth taped* *muffled swearing*

Dream: God dammit! We were just ending the lore stream!

Stream: Tommy?

Valt: Dream?

Carla: DSMP!?!?

Sapnap: *rubs his head* *sees Stream* *bites his lip* Damn pretty gurl-

Stream: *slaps and zaps him*

Sapnap: *faints*

Quackity: *sneaks up on Stream from behind* Ola mi amor~

Stream: *kicks and zaps him in the ballz* For the last time, I don't like flirty types!

Quackity: *falls over* FU-

Bad: LANGUAGE!

Shu: WE HAVE CHILDREN HERE!

Quackity: ALRIGHT! SORRY!

Tommy: *pulls the tape off his mouth* THAT SON OF A BASTARD!

Technoblade (I miss him): To be fair having a child bastard swearing in a building full of innocent children isn't a good idea.

Tommy: I'M NOT A CHILD YOU-

Technoblade: *picks him up by the scruff*

Tommy: HEY- PUT ME DOWN! *tries to punch him but can't reach*

Technoblade: HAHA! CHILD!

Tommy: *triggered* I'M NOT A CHILD NOW PUT ME DOWN YOU SON OF A BI-

Technoblade: *covers his mouth* Shut up, if I don't kill you then Stream will.

Philza: *laugh* God these guys are a piece of work...

Shu: Wait- you guys know Stream?

Phil: Yeah, she visited the dsmp loads of times, not for any lore but she told us all about you guys.

Ghostbur: Hello!

Valt: Oh- Hi!

Ghostbur: Stream told me all about you, I heard you were very nice!

Valt: *chuckle* Thanks!

Ghostbur: So... you watched all our lore streams right?

Valt: Uhh yea! It was really cool, especially November 16th. I never thought I would see Stream cry in my entire life!

Stream: I TOLD YOU WE DON'T TALK ABIUT THAT!

Ghostbur: Aww, did you give her any blue?

Valt: You see... I'm kinda the blue.

Carla: I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU HUGGED STREAM THAT OTHER DAY AND SHE WON'T ADMIT IT!!!

Stream: *zaps Carla till she faints*

Tommy: *breaks free from Techno (don't ask me how he's a little gremlin)* IMMA KILL YOU MOTHERF***ING BASTARD YOU SON OF A B****!!!

Badboyhalo: LANGUAGE!!!

Technoblade: Oh no~ I'm scared~

Tommy & Techno: *fighting like cats and dogs*

*chaos ensues*

Dream: *standing on the side looking at the pure chaos while sipping coffee* Now THIS, THIS is a movie.

Stream: *walks up to him* Finally I got away from them...

Dream: Psst... race you to the door.

Stream: You're on. *superspeeds to the door*

Dream: What the- HEY! Who said you could use powers!?

Stream: I did, Dreamy boi.

Dream: Call me that again and you're dead!

Stream: Dreamy boi. *superspeeds away*

Dream: *chases after her* C'MERE STREAM!!!!

The end...

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