New Bri'ish Girl Idk

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A/N: Yall know the new Bri'ish girl in Quadstrike, and ngl I think she's pretty cool. Cute, sassy, has an identity crisis on the first 5 episodes, overall a good character. So I decided to find out what would happen if she met Stream and Carla.

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Stream: So... Pri huh? You gotta be pretty crazy to challenge Valt to a battle.

Pri: Streamline, I should've known Valt's lover would be here.

Stream: *eye rolls* Just call me Stream.

Pri: *smirk* Just call me Quadra.

Stream: You can call yourself anything you want, Valt's still gonna win.

Pri: *chuckle* You're such a simp.

Stream: *smirk* It's better than being single.

Everyone: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Carla: SOMEONE GET THE CAMERA! *realized* Oh wait I already have it. *snaps a picture*

Pri: Oh, so that's how you wanna play huh? Alright, bet. Loser has to stop roasting the winner.

Stream: That's likely, I have complete confidence in Valty.

Valt: *blush* Stream! I told you to stop calling me that!

Carla: OOH~ Someone is embarassed~ *gets kicked by Stream* OOF!

Stream: Only I get to make fun of him, bird brain.

Carla: SAYS THE SCAREDY CAT- *gets thrown halfway across the multiverse* HAJLQLGALQKSKWNAKSKQNDKAHW!!!!!!!

Pri: Sheesh! Remind me not to mess with you.

Stream: Nah don't worry, it's just a Carla thing. I don't kick people's butts unless it's really serious.

Carla: *✨reappears✨* Yeah right! You kick people's butts because they tried to hurt poor little Valty~

Stream: ALRIGHT THAT'S CROSSING THE LINE! *drags her into a portal*

A few moments later...

Stream: *comes back out* That's better.

Pri: What did you do to her?

Stream: I told our "Team Leader" to put her in time out.

Pri: She sounds like your parents.

Stream: *straight face* My parents are dead.

Pri: ..... *scooches over to Valt* Did she have some sorta hard childhood or what?

Valt: Yeah, we don't talk about that.

Pri: Why?

Stream: It's spoilers for readers.

A/N: *Delaware smashed the 4th wall* YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!

Stream: YOU BROKE IT TOO!

A/N: THIS IS DIFFERENT, I'M ALLOWED!

Stream: WHY!?

A/N: CUZ I MADE THIS DUMB FANFIC AND WITHOUT ME YOU WON'T EVEN BE ALIVE!

Stream: I don't mind being un-alive.

A/N: You won't be dead until you suffer 4 more years of trauma.

Stream: SCREW YOU-

The End :)

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