Orihime Script: Fight For Me (UlquiHimeGrimm)

Boyfriends

<Scene high school classroom - noon - lunch break>

Orihime knew what she was feeling for both Ulquiorra and Grimmjow. She couldn't avoid it or hide it anymore. Because they were sitting near each other, it was easier for Orihime to tell Grimmjow and Ulquiorra she has feelings for them. She eyed the both of them. They were only eating lunch in silence while Orihime wasn't touching her food at all.

Orihime: (Is this even the right time to tell them how I feel? They're busy eating lunch and there are others around. All of them will hear my embarrassing confession for the two of them!)

Orihime looked around the classroom and everyone was doing their own thing. Each one of them were in their certain cliques as if they're in their own world.

Orihime: (I'm sort of impatient. Maybe now could be my chance to tell both of them my feelings. Then both of them will know I like them. Then...!! Maybe... they could be my boyfriends. Ah... why can't I choose one?)

Ulquiorra stared at Orihime when he was done eating.

Ulquiorra: You've been watching me and Grimmjow eat for some time now. What's on your mind?

Orihime: H-huh!? Oh! Uh...

Grimmjow: Tch. Woman. You're really into us, aren't you?

Orihime: Yes!

Grimmjow: ...Seriously?

Orihime gave the two of them an immediate answer. She didn't want to hesitate telling them how she feels anymore.

Orihime: (This is my chance.)

Ulquiorra: Why do you like us so much?

Orihime: Because you two make me feel a little... how do I put it...

Grimmjow: Horny?

Orihime: No! I mean...!!

Ulquiorra started to play along with Grimmjow to tease Orihime. He doesn't usually tease, or more like he never bothered teasing anyone. Ulquiorra was curious to see Orihime's reaction.

Ulquiorra: Perverted?

Orihime: HUH!?

Grimmjow: Kinky?

Ulquiorra: Sadistic?

Grimmjow: Masochistic?

Orihime: That's not what I meant! And I never knew you two were close!

Ulquiorra: We're not close. I'm just copying him.

Grimmjow: You're not copying. None of the words I said were what you said. I'll be the only one to tease Orihime. Stay out of it, Ulquiorra!

Ulquiorra: (Teasing... is it truly entertaining?)

Orihime had enough of their teasing and got nervous that she's about to tell them that she likes them. She was playing with her hair. It was her way of trying to somehow ease her nervousness. She started to whisper.

Orihime: You two...

Grimmjow: What do you want? Or are you talking to yourself?

Ulquiorra: Speak up.

Orihime: I like you!

The two of them were speechless for a few seconds. There was an uncomfortable silence among them. Ulquiorra was just as confused as Grimmjow. Orihime was looking down when she said that out loud.

Ulquiorra: You're not looking at us. Who were you trying to say that to?

Orihime: Both of you! I like you both!