Authors: me, simply.meghana, and ayesha
CWB: Aaj hawao me kuch anjani roshni he. As if *brings out phone and plays a song on youtube* shine bright like a diamond. Koi bahari shakti ka aabhas ho raha hai in junglo me.
Abhay feels the energy of new, different vampires and shields Piya.
Piya: Seriously this again? I'm not as fragile as you make me look.
Abhay: Shush! Can you please stay quiet for a minute? I can sense someone or something!
Piya: Is that weed smoke or something? Might be from that old uncle who is always smoking a chillam.
Abhay: Will you stop? I'm serious! *looks around* Piya, I think we should go.
He tries to pick Piya up in his arms. Piya escapes them and looks at him with narrow eyes.
Piya: Of course you want to leave. The moment I ask you where you were last night and why you didn't reply to me, you want to leave because "oh no there's suddenly danger around". *dramatically waves hands in the air*
Abhay: Piya, this is not the right time. Something is really here! I can sense it. Will you please just listen to me for once? Let's go!
Piya: No.
Abhay: Will you stop invoking your usual stupidity for a second and let me concentrate?
Piya: No I won't. *Abhay covers her mouth and focuses with his vampire senses*
Swoosh...EdBella run past them
Bella halts.
Bella: Edward, I smell some fresh blood. Mmmm.....
She comes back and sees Piya from behind the tree.
Bella: I now understand what James felt looking while at fresh meat. 🤤
Edward: *whispering* Bella, what are you looking at? What's over there?
Bella: Our dinner. Come on. *she tries to pull him in Abhiya's direction*
Abhay: Something just went past us. Come on Piya, let's go! Don't test my patience.
Piya: I didn't feel anything Abhay. It's just the wind. Why are you trying to dodge my questions? Don't you love me anymore?
Abhay: What kind of question is that? Of course I love you! *pulls out tape recorder just to make sure she is convinced*
Abhay sees Bella peeking from behind the tree. He picks up Piya and starts running at high speed. Bella senses her food running away from her and runs after them. Edward follows. Bella runs ahead and stops in front of Abhay.
Abhay: Who are you? And what do you want?
Bella: The question is who are you and how can you run so fast? You don't smell like a wolf. Are you one of us? Is this food yours? Can we share?
Abhay: This is not food! Get the hell away from us!
Edward: Bella, calm down! You're scaring the poor man.
Abhay: Who says I'm poor? You better know I'm the only son of the Raichand family. We own a massive bungalow and many hotels in Delhi and this town, as well as some lavish properties in prominent locations all over this town.
Piya: *horrified* Abhay, will you stop boasting about how rich you are?!
Abhay: Oh, so now you're afraid. When I asked you to leave five mins ago, you were adamant on staying. 😏
Bella: Give me my food. *tries to snatch Piya. Edward tries to stop her*
Edward: Remember Bella what I taught you. We don't eat humans. Will you stop it?!
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PKYEK House of Spoof
FanfictionHola everyone! This thread consists some of the funny spoofs and parodies we wrote on pkyek characters. The spoofs are jointly written by me and Meghana @simply.meghana Disclaimer: This is only meant for fun and its not an attempt in hurting anyone...
