Authors: me and simply.meghana
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Misha and Piya are passing by when they hear back to back chimes on Birdie's phone, which is lying unattended on the nightstand.
Piya: Why is she getting so many notifications? *leans over for a peek*
Misha: I thought she didn't have friends. Is someone texting her?
Piya: OMFG! No, it's TINDER! Birdie is on Tinder!
Misha: What?! Are you sure?
Piya: Take a look for yourself. *she grabs the phone and holds it up to Misha's face. Misha takes it and stares blankly*
Misha: Do you know her passcode? I need to see her profile. *she tries some random numbers but they don't work*
Piya: Maybe it's some guy's birthday?
Misha: No no, it has to be something else....Hmm....how much did papa spend on her last wedding?
Piya: I think it was around 978000 rupees. I remember because I couldn't go to Paris for my model shoot... ☹️
Misha: Bingo!
*In the meantime, Panchi comes running to take her phone from them.*
Panchi: What the hell are you two doing? Piya, now that you can't do your jassosi on Abhay, have you started targeting me?
Piya: We were just curious. I have never seen your phone have so many notifications before.
Misha: Since when are you on Tinder?!
Panchi: You unlocked my phone?! How? And how dare you open the apps?
Misha: It wasn't that hard. *shrugs* We all know how much you love spending on weddings.
Piya: Speaking of weddings, are you in the mood for yet another one?
Panchi: *looks down blushingly and dreamily* ......Maybe.
Misha: Birdie why? Why? I got to say goodbye to the new seat covers I was planning to buy for my bike...
Piya: Bye bye trip to Shimla with Abhay.
Panchi: You both are so selfish! What about my happiness? *starts uncontrollably sobbing*
Misha and Piya: O_o We are selfish? We are not the ones planning our millionth wedding!
Misha: And papa is already upset with the expenditures last time. He is going to have to pull a Vijay Malya to pay for this wedding now.
Piya: *imagines indian kids starving just so their father could loot the country to pay for Birdie's wedding*
Misha: Let me see some of these guys. *she takes the phone and starts swiping left*
Panchi: Hey stop it! *tries to snatch it, but Misha keeps moving it out of her reach*
*The doorbell rings*
Piya: You two continue....this, and I'll get the door. It must be Tracker and Alina.
*Misha and Panchi bicker about her phone, and Piya answers the door. The two are loud enough for the others to hear downstairs*
Ruhi: What drama is going on upstairs?
Piya: We found Panchi on Tinder!
Tracker: Really? Let me see! Let me see!
*Tracker runs upstairs and Piya and Alina follow behind*
Tracker: Misha, show me the profile!
Panchi: Not you too Tracker!
Tracker: The whole world can see your profile on Tinder but not us?! What partiality is this?
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PKYEK House of Spoof
FanfictionHola everyone! This thread consists some of the funny spoofs and parodies we wrote on pkyek characters. The spoofs are jointly written by me and Meghana @simply.meghana Disclaimer: This is only meant for fun and its not an attempt in hurting anyone...
