Homestuck hitler?

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Alright so like, the whole school were at some camp and it was just this giant block of land. We were all playin in our tents when like hitler came or somefin? So like he thought we were all trolls so we rolled with it out if fear of what he might do, and he got us to all line up on the hill.

When we were all lined up I'm thinking what a fuckin idiot we don't even have horns! Anyway I thought I should go to my tent and get my karkat horns, but I thought if one had some then he'd surely recognise the rest.

We lined up till he told us to get packed, he's goin to take us on a pirate ship to conquer china! I was worried, I didn't want to conquer a country!

I was really worried but I went up and asked hitler if I could stay behind with the teachers, and he was actually pretty chill about it! He's like sure, and so I packed my two laptops and phone to stay in the teachers tent, and we went home.
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That was sorta cool? I don't know, writing it out now it sounds stupid, but at the time it was cool..

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