DREAM JOURNAL

Ooooh siiiiiiiick!

Alright so this is actually really cool, so I was like.... Being dirk for the day??

Idk I just... WAS Dirk. (Oh oops yea I was girl dirk, still acted like normal dirk though (and still looked exactly like him))

Anyway so I was at the train station and something was up with the stairs... I walked down them anyway though.

Anyway so I was like, going on the train on a *really* long trip with my school.

I got to the platform and (wait dirk doesn't have a mom?) (in this dream he does) a curly brown haired woman who looked like she was in her late fourties came out and was like, being all overprotective and shit. But eventually I got on the train after trying to tell her to back off for a while.

I was on the train, sitting by myself, when for some reason I had to change my clothes. So I went to the part of the train with the doors and saw a long green skirt with pink floral pattern, (long as in it reached to the floor. Jeez!)

I walked to it then flinched, pulled a disgusted face and pulled my twitching arm up and thought, no way if apple catches me with THAT on I would destroy the few ounces of respectability about me in a giant explosive bombshell.

Eventually I just got another pair of grey jeans and a white hat t-shirt.
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Well that was really cool. Dirk is just a generally really cool person to be. I highly recommend being dirk.

Ok jokes aside, it actually felt super cool to be dirk. Like, most people didn't talk to me, in fact nobody did :( but aside from that it was just *SO* cool.

I cannot say it enough how *cool* it feels.

Are you dreaming?