I am a confused cactus, wandering through life's deserts without a drink of water to quench my unsatiable thirst for the things of this life thath we most sincerely enjoy
-Me, one week before school is out
These are my feelings about the ending of Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives—school. School is not nice, but it is the only thing that I have to do. I look forward to the summer because I will have plenty of time to relax. I don't want summer to come because I will be bored. I look forward to the summer because I get time to do stuff, and I don't want summer because my summer is already stacked. I am a confused cactus. If anyone has any ideas about my dilemma, please comment. I desperately need to know before summertime. Or else I will be forced to live out my summer as a desperate, lonely, confused, bored, overbooked, busy, tired cactus. If that doesn't inspire humans to support a fellow homo sapiens, I don't know what will. So thank you, thank you in advance. Thank you.
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Path to Success
HumorA philosophical, inspiring look at life. If you read this, the windows of fortune will be opened into your life, and the gods of fertility will bless you. Or you might just enjoy the book.