YXS NEWS BROADCAST - Part One

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"Welcome back to YXS News! YXS news is also known as Yesterday x Separation. This news channel is where we chat about things concerning the K-pop boy group called 'Yesterday x Separation' (YXS) which 'coincidentally has the same name as our news channel. 

 Over 7.753 billion people around the world are affected by this new deadly disease... it is infamously known as... 'Furry Emo Naega Byeonhae loves Cat & Dog and is a Loser and a Lover because Loser=Lover but Loser only equal lover when it has a dollar sign.' We would like your prayers for this disease to finally disappear. Many have been affected and some have died due to this disease. Symptoms of this disease:

-Emo feelings

-Crying in a McDonnel's bathroom to Love Talk by WayV

-Throwing McDonells fries at the wall

-Breaking specifically guitars and mops

-Sudden urge emo and furry outfits

-Only wearing black makeup

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 Here is a video of a victim of this disease: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7QgD37zLQ&ab_channel=yoongitea2

 We would like your worship and prayers #wap 

 Thank you for watching thi- FIGHTIN BLEEDIN LOSIN" 

 static noises 

 "Oh no the news reporter has been affec- CRYIN CRYIN CRYIN" 

 "I JUST WANNA BE YOUR DOG" 

 "Oh n- IM A LOSERRRRRR" 

 "LOVER WITH A DOLLA SIGN IS A LOSER" 

 "I SAID RUNNNNNN"

"FEEL LIKE CINDERELLLAAAAA" 

 "Someone stop them- IM A LOVERRR" 

 "Help- NAEGA BYEONHAEEEEEE" 

 sounds of fries being thrown 

 muffled crying coming from the bathroom 

 guitar breaking 

 mop breaking 

 money being stolen 

 aggressive barking sounds from the distance 

  car getting run off a cliff

#BecomeafurryemotodayatYXS.com#beingemoisalifestylenotaphase#naegabyeonhae4life#emoforever#brocken#txtturnedmeemo#fakesmile#loserloverr#thisisnotaphase#depressedemothatisbrocken#ijustwannabeyourdog#feellikecinderellanaegabyeonhaee

Here are reports from victims of this deadly disease:

(SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7QgD37zLQ&ab_channel=yoongitea2 )

Lee Chaeryeoung  ♪ - "It's really sad because even I and millions of other people suffer from this problem, they changed my life, and now I'm dead inside, fighting bleeding losing, and I'm depressed"

haha - "dont worry!! Loser/lover changed us all!! 💔😕🥀🥀lets be there for each other in this dark time #emo😝💔🥺🥀"

Misheel - "JYP oppar is the reason i became emo he broke my heart he is a player😣😭 "

last waltz - "I've become so emo that even when i go to beach to chill i perform rituals on the sand because i'm so emo 💀🖤💣⛓️"

Jisoo's Bottles Official - #Brocken #Emoera #Resesment #Anger #Shame

Sxnjida - #Itsnotaphase 💀

odi's wifey - "Emo is not a phase... IT WAS NEVER A PHASE. IT'S A LIFESTYLE MOM 🖤😔🥀#emo #emo4life #broken"

"Coronavirus shall not be the end of the world... 'Furry Emo Naega Byeonhae loves Cat & Dog and is a Loser and a Lover because Loser=Lover but Loser only equal lover when it has dollar sign' will be the death of the worl- FIGHTIN BLEEDIN LOSIN..." 

static noises

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