Killer Queen; SCARAMOUCHE

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It was probably around 12:30 am currently, and you had been dragged along to Scaramouche's talk with The Doctor. You have to admit, when you heard 'The Doctor' you did not expect what you were met with. He really didn't look like a doctor... and the room you were in looked like a lab belonging to a mad scientist. There were even small blood stains to be seen around the room, that had failed to be cleaned up.

You were stood beside Scaramouche infront of The Doctor whom was sat in a chair behind his desk.
"Well if it isn't Scaramouche and his infamous... Girlfriend."

"Shut up Dottore, she's not actually my girlfriend. Now, what did you need?"

You just stood there admiring the room, not listening to their conversation. What if you just telported away right now? You were due for a visit to Razor, so you may as well.

You focused hard, eventually succeeding in teleporting just outside Wolvendom, you quickly went in. You saw Razor in the distance, taking care of some wolves. You went over, doing your best to not scare any of the wolves, Razor had started sniffing the air,
"Hey Razor," you said with a smile on your face. Razor turned to face you quickly, still sniffing.

"Y/n.. injured... What happen?.." He asked, you sighed.

"I'm perfectly fine razor, I just got cut in a fight."

"Oh.. okay," You gave him a small pat on the head.

"So, Razor has anything interesting happened lately?"

".. Hunters... start being more.. friendly. Help pack.. get boar meet... because.. too many boars."

"Oh, that's nice Razor. You shouldn't have to worry about anyone going hungry then."

Razor nodded and turned back to the wolves.

"It's very late... You.. need sleep."

"Aw, don't worry Razor. I'm not tired, and when I go back to Inazuma I will have to deal with a very angry Fatui Harbinger. So, I'm not getting sleep either way."

Razor looked at you with a sad look in his eyes,
"..Sleep... here."

"Oh, I really shouldn't-"

"I.. will make... the ground as comfy as.. possible."

You sighed, "Alright Razor."

After a while there was a rectangle of hay covering the ground for you to sleep on and there were wolves sleeping already to the side. Razor gestured for you to lay down before going to where he was going to sleep. You just went ahead and lay down on the hay, using your hands as a pillow. You kind of wanted to see Scaramouche's face when you returned.

Eventually you managed to fall asleep. Though, unknown to anyone, human footsteps could be heard in the Wolvendom as everyone slept.

When you woke up, you were in an unknown room, it looked like a room that was usually found in a hotel. You sat up hesitantly, feeling some pain in your arm. You chose to ignore it since you probably just slept weirdly, the main problem was the fact you didn't know where you were. Your eyes adjusted to the light in the room and you stood up, looking around. You went over to the door and opened it, it did look like a hotel... How did you get here?

You left the room and closed the door, though when you turned to find the exit you were met with a man with light blue hair like the doctor, he had red eyes a weird spotty mask and an ..interesting.. outfit. Eventually he spoke up,
"Good to see you're awake, I've told other me to tell little Kunikuzushi of your whereabouts~!"

You stared at him in confusion, the other him? Who is Kunikuzushi...?
"Excuse me, what?"

"Oh, let me introduce myself. I am Dottore, also known as The Doctor," you stared at him in disbelief.

"I recall you being in Inazuma... and much better looking, with a better fashion sense," You stated.

"Well, I have cloned myself multiple times. There is a version of me almost everywhere in Teyvat!"

"I see... Why am I here anyway and where am I?"

"You are at Goth Grand Hotel of course! And I brought you here because ..you could be helpful... Also because you were asleep on ground, it couldn't have been comfortable."

"How can I be helpful-?"

"Well, you need to convince your little friend that the gnosis isn't enough, he needs to let me run some experiments on him.. and turn him into a true God! The new God of Sumeru! I already have a plan for everything, he just doesn't know everything about it yet. I need you to convince him."

"And why should I do that, if he becomes even more godlike I won't be able to- uh.. handle his temper tantrums."

"I already know you want to kill him, no need to hide it. I know all about you."

"That doesn't tell me why I should help you Mr. No-fashion-sense."

"Well, you either help me.. Or you become an experiment aswell~!"

"Yeah, I'm not interested..." You started walking off, hearing the man laugh maniacally. You furrowed your eyebrows as Fatui noticed you, chatting amongst themselves. You left the hotel and sighed in relief, that guy was so weird... If he even tried to touch you, you were going to murder him.

Scaramouche was with the Dottore in Inazuma still, since he was the only one who knew where you were. The Doctor had told him everything except your whereabouts. Though suddenly the taller man started laughing, earning an annoyed look from Scaramouche.

"What the hell are you laughing for? You only laugh like that when your shitty clones do bad stuff."

Dottore looked towards the shorter male, "Oh, I'd keep your little descender friend away from the other clones and I Kunikuzushi..," He stated with a sinister smirk. Scaramouche's eyes widened,
"Don't lay a finger on her! I'm going to be killing her and you don't like it when I kill your fucking experiments!"

"Aww.. A match made in Celestia! She said a similar thing~"

"Tch.. I already know that she's out to kill me, that's why i'm going to make her fall for me first and then I'll be the one to kill her!"

"As much as I would just love to see that play out... I'm afraid we've already made our mind up."

"I won't let you Dottore..."

Dottore could barely hold back laughter, it wouldn't the first time he had killed someone dear to The Balladeer.
"Well, if you want to stop it... Kill her before the experiment starts."

"How do I know that you don't want that..?"

"What can I do with a dead patient?"

"Oh, I don't know. Try to experiment on their spirit, resurrection, many things really."

"Hm... Good ideas actually."

"Don't act as if you never thought of that. Send them back to Inazuma."

"What's the point, we're going to Sumeru.. Well I'm already there."

"Whatever... I'm going to Mondstadt to get them though."